Okie dokie...I'm back.
Sock puppets that say the word "shit" are funny as hell.
I answered my door the other day wearing pajamas. I was unaware that my penis was poking out of the slit in the front of the pajamas.
I got a camera! Yay!!!
I'll be back later in the day. Missed ya!
Q.
1. What is the first thing you notice when...
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Sock puppets that say the word "shit" are funny as hell.
I answered my door the other day wearing pajamas. I was unaware that my penis was poking out of the slit in the front of the pajamas.
I got a camera! Yay!!!
I'll be back later in the day. Missed ya!
Q.
1. What is the first thing you notice when...
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Bing and Louis said it best...
" I've gone fishin' "
Don't leave the light on for me tonight.
" I've gone fishin' "
Don't leave the light on for me tonight.
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gravesforthedays:
Are you fucking back yet? Jeeze!
Don't leave me with all these retards!
Don't leave me with all these retards!
smuffy:
I'm very patiently waiting for you to get back. Until then more Google mayhem.
I'm going to hunt for a new profile pic today. This one bores me now. Plus it's not even me. 
*boing*
Glasses are sexy.
I'm getting Photoshop tomorrow! Yay for planned nonsense!
Q.
1. Would you rather go bowling or play mini-golf with me and why?
2. What's all the fuss about pirates and ninjas? Stupid...
3. Will you please smack the ass of the...
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*boing*
Glasses are sexy.
I'm getting Photoshop tomorrow! Yay for planned nonsense!
Q.
1. Would you rather go bowling or play mini-golf with me and why?
2. What's all the fuss about pirates and ninjas? Stupid...
3. Will you please smack the ass of the...
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friedbanana105:
apparently i cannot find the letters "U" or ""... but a fun time was had by all...
friedbanana105:
would you believe me if i told you i don't remember postng those comments last night?
There's a lot of hockey on today
I woke up just in time this morning...within three minutes. I haven't slept this late in a looooong time.
I had dreams all night about people on this site I've never even met in life outside of SG. Woah...do I need a break?
I could put habanero sauce on anything.
Q.
1. What was your favorite toy as...
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I woke up just in time this morning...within three minutes. I haven't slept this late in a looooong time.
I had dreams all night about people on this site I've never even met in life outside of SG. Woah...do I need a break?
I could put habanero sauce on anything.
Q.
1. What was your favorite toy as...
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evilwillow:
fucking update your journal already. *kick*
jena:
"Once upon a time there was a dwarf named Hank,
He stood 4'1" and loved to get tanked.
Hank loved to drink and drink until he could drink no more,
Then go to a place where he could bang a whore.
Beer is the so wonderful, the world's greatest creation;
It made Hank the Dwarf an American sensation.
He roams the country north, south, east, and west;
Frequently meeting hot young ladies and signing their breasts."
He stood 4'1" and loved to get tanked.
Hank loved to drink and drink until he could drink no more,
Then go to a place where he could bang a whore.
Beer is the so wonderful, the world's greatest creation;
It made Hank the Dwarf an American sensation.
He roams the country north, south, east, and west;
Frequently meeting hot young ladies and signing their breasts."
silence
...
Okay...
Visit my friend JohnQPublic and tell him how much he rocks!
I wish I was a good fisherman or a good camper. I wanna be a man's man. Live off the land if i have to. Screw art. It's given me nothin' (except sex, free booze, a lot of travelling, etc.)
I've decided to let a spider set up shop in my...
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...
Okay...
Visit my friend JohnQPublic and tell him how much he rocks!
I wish I was a good fisherman or a good camper. I wanna be a man's man. Live off the land if i have to. Screw art. It's given me nothin' (except sex, free booze, a lot of travelling, etc.)
I've decided to let a spider set up shop in my...
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evilwillow:
night. 
mnislahi:
hey! omg i missed 1:05 ahahah i was sleping
omfg i have a hadache .. hangover.. i caht type
buh!
im out
mom!!!!!!!!
hahai think im stilkl drunk
omfg i have a hadache .. hangover.. i caht type
buh!
im out
mom!!!!!!!!
hahai think im stilkl drunk
I wish I could gallop. It's got a three beat thing going so I assume you need four legs. Seems so free...to gallop.
Beat me up, Lord!
The Unstoppable 1:05 group is swimming along now. I think the water wings can come off. It just has to remember to keep it's stroke going. That's what the 1st Brigade is for.
I may watch Curb Your...
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Beat me up, Lord!
The Unstoppable 1:05 group is swimming along now. I think the water wings can come off. It just has to remember to keep it's stroke going. That's what the 1st Brigade is for.
I may watch Curb Your...
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flawlesimpurity:
I give you before I go nigh-nigh, you rock!
before I go nigh-nigh, you rock!
mnislahi:
Dear agent,
You can gallop if you put your mind into it.
love,
Mom.
AWSWERS!
1. How do you sleep? I sleep with male pjs for some reason..
2. Does your cat wear tap shoes? I dont have a cat, but my dogs do.. i think hah
3. What would win in a fight and why? An OG or a shrub?
a shrub, duh!
You can gallop if you put your mind into it.
love,
Mom.
AWSWERS!
1. How do you sleep? I sleep with male pjs for some reason..
2. Does your cat wear tap shoes? I dont have a cat, but my dogs do.. i think hah
3. What would win in a fight and why? An OG or a shrub?
a shrub, duh!
I can carve asteroids with my mind. Not just the little ones but the big fuckers too. 
My cat just stuck his head in a toaster oven. I hope he's ok. Do I need to put him on suicide watch? (He really did by the way)
Sharks and Blues on Thursday! Go Sharkie-Poohs!
I'm not commenting in FunkTion's journal for 5 more days. He's...
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My cat just stuck his head in a toaster oven. I hope he's ok. Do I need to put him on suicide watch? (He really did by the way)
Sharks and Blues on Thursday! Go Sharkie-Poohs!
I'm not commenting in FunkTion's journal for 5 more days. He's...
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some_crazeh_dood:
I had to change my sheets Agent! My sheets!
Lol... oooh, like super secret spy hunter stuff? No wonder why she doesn't tell me!
So what's the secret hand shake to get in 1:05?
Lol... oooh, like super secret spy hunter stuff? No wonder why she doesn't tell me!
So what's the secret hand shake to get in 1:05?
some_crazeh_dood:
Ahh, maybe tonight I'll add some drivel to that 1:05 thread. Please forgive me for I am a "comment virgin."
Hehe poor you? I say, poor us! Lol j/k.
Hehe poor you? I say, poor us! Lol j/k.
I just ate a piece of cat food. Twenty some odd years of curiosity got the best of me.
I bought a dvd about Tammy Faye the other day.
I have 7-Up in my refridgerator. Seems like 7-Up isn't as popular as it used to be. Poor 7-Up.
Q.
1. Do you rock like a hurricane?
2. When was the last time you "shook a...
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I bought a dvd about Tammy Faye the other day.
I have 7-Up in my refridgerator. Seems like 7-Up isn't as popular as it used to be. Poor 7-Up.
Q.
1. Do you rock like a hurricane?
2. When was the last time you "shook a...
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jikarx:
1. no but i do feed her inches..
2 not at the moment
3 air in a can rules!!!
and evilwillow said i should posted the grossest pic i could find..and i sooo dont want to piss her off..sooooo
[Edited on Apr 05, 2004 10:33AM]
2 not at the moment
3 air in a can rules!!!
and evilwillow said i should posted the grossest pic i could find..and i sooo dont want to piss her off..sooooo
[Edited on Apr 05, 2004 10:33AM]
avenger:
1. yes
2. march 14th, 1784
3. hammock
2. march 14th, 1784
3. hammock
Dear Journal ~
You have ants in your pants!
hahahahaha....
Love,
Agent
You have ants in your pants!
hahahahaha....
Love,
Agent
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friedbanana105:
wow, i can't believe you stole gravy's stalker....
dravenraine:
Hahhahahhahah no I don't!
I grew up and became this? *sigh*
My cat is on one of my bookshelves. I keep telling him to get down and he's pointedly ignoring me. Rude.
I keep dreaming of stuff. Unpleasant stuff. Well actually...uncomfortable stuff. Stuff without a name. If I could name it, I would probably call it Elmer.
Where has my muse gone?
Q.
1. What's your favorite kind of...
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My cat is on one of my bookshelves. I keep telling him to get down and he's pointedly ignoring me. Rude.
I keep dreaming of stuff. Unpleasant stuff. Well actually...uncomfortable stuff. Stuff without a name. If I could name it, I would probably call it Elmer.
Where has my muse gone?
Q.
1. What's your favorite kind of...
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funktion:
foot, shoe, other.. 
funktion:
sorry budday.. crunked posts are teh hawtz
to my right.. well it used to be my bookshelves. but since I've got my new desk setup, now its some cd's and papers and a printer..
sperm whale... um i have no idea..does he create alot of sperm?
yes i do have some funny underwear