Here are my answers to your questions. Comments are welcome.
Did you sabotage the plane that killed some of the guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd?
A. I would never do a botch job like that. If I had done it, theyd all be dead.
Are there atheists in foxholes?
A. Probably more now than ever before. Maybe some aphids too.
What does the ending of the Lair of the White Worm mean?
A. It means Ken Russell can never end a movie like a normal human director. Thats why I love him.
would you like to visit my dungeon?
A. Id take a tour if the gate fee was reasonably priced.
what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
A. Ask evilwillow
got any fetishes?
A. Yesmany. Got milk?
what are your hobbies aside from SG?
A. I read a lot, write and record music, watch dvds, and lurk in book and record stores late at night. I also have taken masturbation to an art form.
what's your favorite color?
A. It was black but now I think its brown.
what are your fears?
A. That Ill end up working back in retail when Im in my forties.
what kind of vehicle do you drive?
A. Honda Prelude
what's your ethnicity?
A. Irish / Central American
what's your best pick up line?
A. Ive never used one.
cable or satellite?
A. Cable. I guess. I dont care. I use neither for internet access
steak or lobster?
A. Both. Together!
oyster or mussles?
A. Mussles
buffet or fast food?
A. Buffet the Vampire Slayer
do you know how to ride a bike? skateboard? scooter? moped? unicycle? tricycle?
A. Yes, not well, no, no, no, yes.
stripes or solids?
A. I like both. I guess I prefer stripes even though they make me look fatter.
what do you wear to bed?
A. I sleep naked with candy taped to my body hoping Ill wake up at night by ants eating me alive.
what's your most prized possession?
A. My American Fender 5-string Jazz Bass Deluxe
what's the most expensive thing(s) you've ever bought?
A. My car
when's the last time you went on vacation?
A. The end of last summer. Reno. Gambling and strippers.
v-neck or scoop neck?
A. Not sure exactly what a scoop neck isV-neck, I guess. Is that wrong?
blondies or round table?
A. Round Table. Blondies smells like the people who work there.
tower or rasputin?
A. Tower. I hate Rasputin. Theyre all morononic
carnivore or vegetarian?
A. I eat fairly healthy and theres meat in my diet.
whats your fav song riiiight now?
A. My fav at the moment is Elephant Woman by Blonde Redhead
What are u scared of?
A. Debt and other money issues.
Pamela Anderson or Tara Reid? ok big boob or small boobs?
A. I dont find either woman very attractiveI like both kinds of boobs and in-between too. Ive dated girls ranging from A cups to DD cups.
dood why are u a member since april 2003?
A. Cause thats when I joined the site, silly!
why do you bother?
A. I usually dont much anymore.
what do i have to do to get you to come out and fuck shit up with me. hit on the head, make you a pope mobile? what?
A. Ask me again in three weeks
are you really a 15 year old boy, and the whole sg persona is a lie?
A. Untrue. Im actually 18 and a virgin.
what part tingled first when you realized mini turned pink?
A. Probably your penis.
is the bass a good 'jammin alone' instrument.
A. For me it is.I find that I can work out aggression playing solo improv on my upright bass.
do left handed bassist have an advantage over rightys?
A. I dont think so. If anything Id think a disadvantage since the instruments are harder to find and sometimes more expensive left-handed.
which powerpuff and why?
A. The redhead. I dunno why.
will the sharks lose like they always do?
A. NopeMarleau will raise the Cup!
what do you like to eat from the 7-11 at 4:30 in the morning?
A. Burritos
Did you laugh during the movie "Saving Private Ryan"?
A. I dont recall that I did. I was awestruck during the Omaha beach landing scene though.
Did you ever call someone with anorexia fat?
A. I dont think so. I should though.
Did you ever a trick a kid into giving you money?
A. Only for sex. Sucker!
Did you ever consider running over a group of people just for the hell of it?
A. Not seriously but, yeah.
Did you ever encourage someone who was suicidal to kill themselves?
A. NopeIve talked two people out of it though.
Did you ever lie about a death in your family to get out of helping someone?
A. Yes. To get out of work
Did you ever tease anyone so that they've developed a complex?
A. I think I did in 7th grade. She had a head-gear thingie though so she deserved it.
Did you ever cut in line in front of an old lady?
A. No but I cut the cheese in front of an old man once.
Did you ever key someone's car? If yes why?
A. No. Thats immature.
Did you ever park in a handicapped parking spot?
A. No. Do I look like I need to?
Did you ever flip off an animal rights activist?
A. Not that I can recall. I hate all activists though.
Did you ever see the movie "Titanic"? If yes what did you think of it?
A. Yes. I thought it was dumb. Very dumb.
Did you ever go to work or school with a contagious disease?
A. Yes. Both. I coughed a lot without covering my mouth too.
Did you ever make a mean looking face to a baby?
A. Not unless the baby did first
Did you ever speed up while someone was crossing the road?
A. Yes. I missed both times
Do you know where these questions came from?
A. No clue. Enlighten me.
Do you prefer small tits or big tits?
A. See above.
Do you prefer bubble butts or pancake asses?
A. Bubble butts
Do you prefer blondes or brunettes or some other color altogether?
A. I prefer darker hair but I have a weakness for redheads.
Do you prefer breakfast in bed or skipping everything and skipping right to the sex?
A. I dont eat breakfast and I love a quickie in the morning.
Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
A. Im not political. I dont even vote.
you like how I totally took your question seriously?
A. Yes.
where have all the flowers gone?
A. To other fields
where is the highest mountian?
A. Insert Googled answer here
Do you mind if I cut off your tongue and keep it in a jar for my personal use anytime I need it?
A. Yes. I like it where it is thank you very much
Do you have a recurring dream? nightmare?
A. I dream of casinos and strippers a lot.
i never learned to ask for permission, so don't mind me if i run off without asking first, ok?
A. I mind! Grrrrr
Anywho.....what is so great about hockey?
A. Its fast paced, requires great athletic skill, and people get crunched.
Is the 1:05 going to survive?
A. Of course!
How come you don't post pics of your tattoo?
A. Because its almost ten years old and I could care less about tattoos.
if you had to kill all of your friends and family except one person, who would it be?
A. UmmId leave my sister alive. Shes the youngest and shows the most promise.
what's the biggest white lie you've ever told?
A. I dunno.Something about my band probably.
who would win in a fight, aileen wournos or valerie solanas?
A. Wournos
i could really use some ASSpirin.. do i need a prescription?
A. Nope. Its readily available.
Do you smoke?
A. Yes
Do you drink?
A. Not any more.
Do you floss?
A. No. Ive never had a cavity and Ive never flossed regularly. I go with what works.
Do you shower?
A. Yep. Currently alone.
Do you cook?
A. YesI used to more.
how high is your confidence level?
A. Usually high but lately its been moderate. Around girls it's a zero.
are you creative?
A. I think so.
what motivates you?
A. Doing things at the last minute, music, Australian animals, art, film, and being in love.
what's the last CD u bought?
A. 50th Birthday Celebration by John Zorns Electric Masada
do you like to plan ahead?
A. Yes, very much so.
have you seen a UFO?
A. Not from the inside.
european football or american football?
A. Whats wrong with Latin football? UmPele? I guess American football though I played SOCCER for 10 years.
what's your best pickup line?
A. See above
what's your best joke?
A. I dont knowHow many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: Fish.
did you check your answering machine?
A. Yes!
was I dork-o-rific?
A. Of course!
will you let me stroke your hair?
A. Yes. My penis too.
What happens if the Iraqis decide to nationalize their oil production?
A. I dont care about that shithole or their oil.
When was the last time you changed and/or washed your sheets?
A. About three weeks ago.
Am I soon to be dropped?
A. Nah. You can stick around for awhile.
Boxers, breifs, or free ballin'?
A. Boxers
what music is in your car at the moment?
A. Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity / Blonde Redhead Misery Is A Butterfly / Bring You To Your Kness: A Tribute to Guns N Roses / The Replacements Let It Be / X Los Angeles / The Best Of Bollywood / Funkaphonix Volume Three / Devin Townsend Accelerated Evolution / Strapping Young Lad SYL / Hank Williams III (a mix I made) / Ladytron (last two full length albums)
What do you think about the whole Mike Danton case?
A. I think its totally fucked up and weirdWhy plot someones death with a 19 year old?!?!
You know the old joke about how if guys could actually blow themselves they would never leave the house? Well, if a magic ferry told you that he could give you that ability but with the sole condition that you leave the house, would you accept?
A. I dont think so. I know where my cock has been
Have you seen the movie Withnail And I?
A. I have not.
If you had atheletes foot would you pee on your feet to cure it?
A. Yes
ever read any malraux?
A. Nope. Any good?
Do you ever cry when you masturbate?
A. No. Never.
how is my baby doing?
A. You mean bitch, right?
Who's your favorite author?
A. Jerzy Kosinzki or Louis Aragon
There is a bust of Michelangelo's "David" in my building's courtyard. Where did it come from?
A. Eddie Izzard put it there after eating cake. Then he chose death.
This was fun! Thanks for your questions!
ALSO...it's my birthday on Wednesday the 5th. Cinco de Mayo!! If you cared you'd send an amazon.com gift certificate to mysurrealestate@aol.com
Did you sabotage the plane that killed some of the guys in Lynyrd Skynyrd?
A. I would never do a botch job like that. If I had done it, theyd all be dead.
Are there atheists in foxholes?
A. Probably more now than ever before. Maybe some aphids too.
What does the ending of the Lair of the White Worm mean?
A. It means Ken Russell can never end a movie like a normal human director. Thats why I love him.
would you like to visit my dungeon?
A. Id take a tour if the gate fee was reasonably priced.
what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
A. Ask evilwillow
got any fetishes?
A. Yesmany. Got milk?
what are your hobbies aside from SG?
A. I read a lot, write and record music, watch dvds, and lurk in book and record stores late at night. I also have taken masturbation to an art form.
what's your favorite color?
A. It was black but now I think its brown.
what are your fears?
A. That Ill end up working back in retail when Im in my forties.
what kind of vehicle do you drive?
A. Honda Prelude
what's your ethnicity?
A. Irish / Central American
what's your best pick up line?
A. Ive never used one.
cable or satellite?
A. Cable. I guess. I dont care. I use neither for internet access
steak or lobster?
A. Both. Together!
oyster or mussles?
A. Mussles
buffet or fast food?
A. Buffet the Vampire Slayer
do you know how to ride a bike? skateboard? scooter? moped? unicycle? tricycle?
A. Yes, not well, no, no, no, yes.
stripes or solids?
A. I like both. I guess I prefer stripes even though they make me look fatter.
what do you wear to bed?
A. I sleep naked with candy taped to my body hoping Ill wake up at night by ants eating me alive.
what's your most prized possession?
A. My American Fender 5-string Jazz Bass Deluxe
what's the most expensive thing(s) you've ever bought?
A. My car
when's the last time you went on vacation?
A. The end of last summer. Reno. Gambling and strippers.
v-neck or scoop neck?
A. Not sure exactly what a scoop neck isV-neck, I guess. Is that wrong?
blondies or round table?
A. Round Table. Blondies smells like the people who work there.
tower or rasputin?
A. Tower. I hate Rasputin. Theyre all morononic
carnivore or vegetarian?
A. I eat fairly healthy and theres meat in my diet.
whats your fav song riiiight now?
A. My fav at the moment is Elephant Woman by Blonde Redhead
What are u scared of?
A. Debt and other money issues.
Pamela Anderson or Tara Reid? ok big boob or small boobs?
A. I dont find either woman very attractiveI like both kinds of boobs and in-between too. Ive dated girls ranging from A cups to DD cups.
dood why are u a member since april 2003?
A. Cause thats when I joined the site, silly!
why do you bother?
A. I usually dont much anymore.
what do i have to do to get you to come out and fuck shit up with me. hit on the head, make you a pope mobile? what?
A. Ask me again in three weeks
are you really a 15 year old boy, and the whole sg persona is a lie?
A. Untrue. Im actually 18 and a virgin.
what part tingled first when you realized mini turned pink?
A. Probably your penis.
is the bass a good 'jammin alone' instrument.
A. For me it is.I find that I can work out aggression playing solo improv on my upright bass.
do left handed bassist have an advantage over rightys?
A. I dont think so. If anything Id think a disadvantage since the instruments are harder to find and sometimes more expensive left-handed.
which powerpuff and why?
A. The redhead. I dunno why.
will the sharks lose like they always do?
A. NopeMarleau will raise the Cup!
what do you like to eat from the 7-11 at 4:30 in the morning?
A. Burritos
Did you laugh during the movie "Saving Private Ryan"?
A. I dont recall that I did. I was awestruck during the Omaha beach landing scene though.
Did you ever call someone with anorexia fat?
A. I dont think so. I should though.
Did you ever a trick a kid into giving you money?
A. Only for sex. Sucker!
Did you ever consider running over a group of people just for the hell of it?
A. Not seriously but, yeah.
Did you ever encourage someone who was suicidal to kill themselves?
A. NopeIve talked two people out of it though.
Did you ever lie about a death in your family to get out of helping someone?
A. Yes. To get out of work
Did you ever tease anyone so that they've developed a complex?
A. I think I did in 7th grade. She had a head-gear thingie though so she deserved it.
Did you ever cut in line in front of an old lady?
A. No but I cut the cheese in front of an old man once.
Did you ever key someone's car? If yes why?
A. No. Thats immature.
Did you ever park in a handicapped parking spot?
A. No. Do I look like I need to?
Did you ever flip off an animal rights activist?
A. Not that I can recall. I hate all activists though.
Did you ever see the movie "Titanic"? If yes what did you think of it?
A. Yes. I thought it was dumb. Very dumb.
Did you ever go to work or school with a contagious disease?
A. Yes. Both. I coughed a lot without covering my mouth too.
Did you ever make a mean looking face to a baby?
A. Not unless the baby did first
Did you ever speed up while someone was crossing the road?
A. Yes. I missed both times
Do you know where these questions came from?
A. No clue. Enlighten me.
Do you prefer small tits or big tits?
A. See above.
Do you prefer bubble butts or pancake asses?
A. Bubble butts
Do you prefer blondes or brunettes or some other color altogether?
A. I prefer darker hair but I have a weakness for redheads.
Do you prefer breakfast in bed or skipping everything and skipping right to the sex?
A. I dont eat breakfast and I love a quickie in the morning.
Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
A. Im not political. I dont even vote.
you like how I totally took your question seriously?
A. Yes.
where have all the flowers gone?
A. To other fields
where is the highest mountian?
A. Insert Googled answer here
Do you mind if I cut off your tongue and keep it in a jar for my personal use anytime I need it?
A. Yes. I like it where it is thank you very much
Do you have a recurring dream? nightmare?
A. I dream of casinos and strippers a lot.
i never learned to ask for permission, so don't mind me if i run off without asking first, ok?
A. I mind! Grrrrr
Anywho.....what is so great about hockey?
A. Its fast paced, requires great athletic skill, and people get crunched.
Is the 1:05 going to survive?
A. Of course!
How come you don't post pics of your tattoo?
A. Because its almost ten years old and I could care less about tattoos.
if you had to kill all of your friends and family except one person, who would it be?
A. UmmId leave my sister alive. Shes the youngest and shows the most promise.
what's the biggest white lie you've ever told?
A. I dunno.Something about my band probably.
who would win in a fight, aileen wournos or valerie solanas?
A. Wournos
i could really use some ASSpirin.. do i need a prescription?
A. Nope. Its readily available.
Do you smoke?
A. Yes
Do you drink?
A. Not any more.
Do you floss?
A. No. Ive never had a cavity and Ive never flossed regularly. I go with what works.
Do you shower?
A. Yep. Currently alone.
Do you cook?
A. YesI used to more.
how high is your confidence level?
A. Usually high but lately its been moderate. Around girls it's a zero.
are you creative?
A. I think so.
what motivates you?
A. Doing things at the last minute, music, Australian animals, art, film, and being in love.
what's the last CD u bought?
A. 50th Birthday Celebration by John Zorns Electric Masada
do you like to plan ahead?
A. Yes, very much so.
have you seen a UFO?
A. Not from the inside.
european football or american football?
A. Whats wrong with Latin football? UmPele? I guess American football though I played SOCCER for 10 years.
what's your best pickup line?
A. See above
what's your best joke?
A. I dont knowHow many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: Fish.
did you check your answering machine?
A. Yes!
was I dork-o-rific?
A. Of course!
will you let me stroke your hair?
A. Yes. My penis too.
What happens if the Iraqis decide to nationalize their oil production?
A. I dont care about that shithole or their oil.
When was the last time you changed and/or washed your sheets?
A. About three weeks ago.
Am I soon to be dropped?
A. Nah. You can stick around for awhile.
Boxers, breifs, or free ballin'?
A. Boxers
what music is in your car at the moment?
A. Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity / Blonde Redhead Misery Is A Butterfly / Bring You To Your Kness: A Tribute to Guns N Roses / The Replacements Let It Be / X Los Angeles / The Best Of Bollywood / Funkaphonix Volume Three / Devin Townsend Accelerated Evolution / Strapping Young Lad SYL / Hank Williams III (a mix I made) / Ladytron (last two full length albums)
What do you think about the whole Mike Danton case?
A. I think its totally fucked up and weirdWhy plot someones death with a 19 year old?!?!
You know the old joke about how if guys could actually blow themselves they would never leave the house? Well, if a magic ferry told you that he could give you that ability but with the sole condition that you leave the house, would you accept?
A. I dont think so. I know where my cock has been
Have you seen the movie Withnail And I?
A. I have not.
If you had atheletes foot would you pee on your feet to cure it?
A. Yes
ever read any malraux?
A. Nope. Any good?
Do you ever cry when you masturbate?
A. No. Never.
how is my baby doing?
A. You mean bitch, right?
Who's your favorite author?
A. Jerzy Kosinzki or Louis Aragon
There is a bust of Michelangelo's "David" in my building's courtyard. Where did it come from?
A. Eddie Izzard put it there after eating cake. Then he chose death.
This was fun! Thanks for your questions!
ALSO...it's my birthday on Wednesday the 5th. Cinco de Mayo!! If you cared you'd send an amazon.com gift certificate to mysurrealestate@aol.com
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