I can carve asteroids with my mind. Not just the little ones but the big fuckers too. 
My cat just stuck his head in a toaster oven. I hope he's ok. Do I need to put him on suicide watch? (He really did by the way)
Sharks and Blues on Thursday! Go Sharkie-Poohs!
I'm not commenting in FunkTion's journal for 5 more days. He's grounded. Please send him a greeting.
Q.
1. What if God were one of us?
2. What color is your soul? Please don't say black.
3. Seriously?
A.
1. I'd have him beat me up. Kinky huh?
2. I think it's greenish
3. Totally
1:05
My cat just stuck his head in a toaster oven. I hope he's ok. Do I need to put him on suicide watch? (He really did by the way)
Sharks and Blues on Thursday! Go Sharkie-Poohs!
I'm not commenting in FunkTion's journal for 5 more days. He's grounded. Please send him a greeting.
Q.
1. What if God were one of us?
2. What color is your soul? Please don't say black.
3. Seriously?
A.
1. I'd have him beat me up. Kinky huh?
2. I think it's greenish
3. Totally
1:05
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Lol... oooh, like super secret spy hunter stuff? No wonder why she doesn't tell me!
So what's the secret hand shake to get in 1:05?
Hehe poor you? I say, poor us! Lol j/k.