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So today I went with my Dad to Canada, Montreal to be exact for my Grandma ( his Mothers funeral) OH-BOY OH-BOY whoever said you cant spell funeral without fun was right. Shit, The Irish half of the family was already drunk, and the Canadian half was getting there and who some of the fights were great. Yes, some of you will say im an asshole saying my Grandmas funeral was fun, but she knew I loved her and no matter what happened at the funeral she knows she will be missed.
Now for the really awsome news My Dad drove with me up to Montreal, and we took my car ( it was the first time hes ever been in it) and my bowl was on the front seat. So once we get out of the state he turns to me and says " You know I saw that bowl when I got in the car?" And I said I know............ I was expecting him to yell, right? Just then he pulled out a Big Bag. I never expected my Dad to smoke with me, let alone smoke at all. Holy shit it was great.
Now for the drive back. Im drivin down highway 168 ( I think) and theres this cop following us, Which was bad, he gets right behind me and puts on his lights Now I know I can beat him in a race so I pay no mind. I just drop into fourth and screw off the highway and back on to reverse directions. REALLY BAD There is one waiting in the bushes on the exit. And he was in a Pontiac GTO. And ill tell you that GTO flew. So I know im screwed, Here both these assholes come So I pull over. First off I came clean to them I told them I had a revoked MA license. Then I told them Im really sorry and that I fucked up bad. they laughed at me, then my dad started laughing. Turns out my dad went to High School with one of them, and grew up with the other one (they were neighbors) I knew my Dad was friends with alot of cops, cuz he used to be one. But my dad saved my ass. I almost shat myself.


Ps. I hit on my second Aunt


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