freenakedbitches

Early in December I got my guiche done. Probaly the most uncomfortable pierceing I've had yet. It wasn't so much the pain involved as it was the hard time walking, the healing time, the tearing of flesh, the now resulting extended healing time. After about a month of this bizarre hobbling and penguin-like limping, I came up with a solution. Go to American Apparel and buy one of those little wristbands. It's a cock cozy! Insert cock and balls into said device and magically all of the above inconveniences disappear. Finally it has healed perfectly. On a side note, I fixed my BMX today and now I can go slam around the city bouncing off of taxicabs.