I shaved my beard a few days ago...Now I look like a complete tool.
Is this what I used to look like (10 years ago)?
yuck.
I dont think so.
I knew I'd hear it at work,
My kid hates it...
Then my mom (who has been saying for years "why don't you cut that stuff off your face?") told me I looked fat.
What's next????-->
I get to kiss sailor with wreckless abandon. She loves the way it feels...And won't leave me alone.
Soooo, as long as she's kissin' me, she can't see my fat face. And my son won't stay in the room,,(mom and dad kissing=
)..I even skipped work for some mornin' love.. 
Is this what I used to look like (10 years ago)?
yuck.
I dont think so.
I knew I'd hear it at work,
My kid hates it...
Then my mom (who has been saying for years "why don't you cut that stuff off your face?") told me I looked fat.
What's next????-->
I get to kiss sailor with wreckless abandon. She loves the way it feels...And won't leave me alone.
Soooo, as long as she's kissin' me, she can't see my fat face. And my son won't stay in the room,,(mom and dad kissing=
)..I even skipped work for some mornin' love..
You're old remember...
p.s. you need to shave