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fredhincanada

Alberta

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Ghost in the Machine

Sep 4, 2023
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I really started to focus on my health and fitness over the last few months, mostly for controlling my Diabetes (down to 7.2 this morning) and my weight (down 20lbs in the last 2 months), but also as a surprise to the woman I was dating. Now, I guess it’s only for Diabetes and weight. 🙂 I digress.

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During the process, I have discovered this amazing fitness program named “Supernatural” in my VR helmet. Power, flow, stretching, meditation, and more! Set to a huge variety of music, with several amazing trainers, plus the occasional guest trainer. It also changes your training location to all sorts of picturesque places from around the globe. Boxing to Megadeth at a live Volcano? Yes please.

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Yesterday, I was in a stretching/meditation program, and it didn’t require my controllers. I sat on the ground, set the controllers beside me, and started the work of stretching my fat, old body. I was growing calm and relaxed, when suddenly my proximity boundary popped up out of nowhere. I look, and I watch one of my controllers stand up all on it’s own and float way out of the room. Ghosts!

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(dramatic re-creation)

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I whip my helmet off in time to see Guy’s furry butt disappearing into the bedroom. Well, there goes my relaxation and calm! Haha.
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I jump up and follow him. I find him on the bed, on the cat blanket, controller between his paws, already chewing on the strap. I say his name sharply and remove the controller. He had the nerve to only look 30% guilty.
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With my VR meditation broken, I decided it was time to take the best meditation I know, and give some kitty love. Which may have been Guy’s intention all along.

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cerebus666:
@fredhincanada I met Guy when I was taking my dream vacation in Canada, he showed me his claws and told me, that I'm not allowed to talk about any Oscar-stealing! I was threatend that much, that I rented an air-balloon and flew away! And where did it get me? Into the middle of a Zombie-Apocalypse! Crazy Canadian cats 😁😻😂😂!
Sep 7, 2023
fredhincanada:
While I agree that my cats are Canadian, I am not sure that Guy has it in him to threaten anyone. @cerebus666. He’s a big softy. And a bit of a coward. But, a hot air balloon is a great mode of escape, I agree. Except not during a Zombie Apocalypse. Lol.
Sep 7, 2023

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