Come sit down with me everyone. Let me tell you a spooky story of a woman by the name of @haunted. No no, sit closer, because I don't want to talk loud and catch her attention. We can't risk her wrath. Dim your lights and listen carefully.
This mysterious apparition can occasionally be spotted out of the corner of your eye, roaming the shadows and dark areas of Suicide Girls. Perhaps you'll catch sight of a rare post of hers. Maybe you'll get drawn into her livestreams and feel yourself being seduced into her dark embrace.
Her skin is marked with dark portents and signs of horror. Once you notice them, it's too late. Your eyes will slowly roam from one to the next, tracing her skin with your vision as each mark takes you deeper. You will be hers forever.
But she isn't a cruel mistress to be ensnared by. She's smart, and kind to those she takes. Creative, seductive, intriguing, and a powerful guide to her haunted world.
Shhh! I think she heard us. The only way to appease her would be to make haste to her debut set, Welcome to Murder House, and like it. Leave her a tribute of a glowing compliment. Perhaps follow her profile, so you can have warning of when she may be gliding around next.
Now scatter and protect yourselves, my friends and future friends!
