Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab?
What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the...
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What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the...
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gogo:
alright just a little piece tho 
It's monday and I'm not feelin' the love from people around me . I suggest if you feel the same way give the person next to you a love punch , ( in the face if you so desire ) then tell them to tighten up and turn that frown upside down . Repeat as necessary until people start to smile . 
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gogo:
nope, you're wrong
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gogo:
i'm the biggest braineater of all, i can do that even just hauting people's dreams AHAHAH
I checked my myspace today and found a bulletin that said a bands warehouse was robbed for every thing late last night . Usually I wouldn't care about something like this but a lot of my shit is in there . The warehouse is used for two bands to practice in . I used to be in one of them and still have my drums...
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cuntrebecca:
That is like the best one I've heard. I didn't even know it was April Fools Day. I always forget it.
Man , I hate Nextel . Everyday something is fucked up with their system . Now I can't make any calls because a tower is down . If it wasn't for the radio and the fact that I spent $350.00 on my phone I'd smash the shit out of it . Fuck ! God damn it , and its raining . I hate Fridays .
cuntrebecca:
I had one of the big yellow Nextel phones that were supposedly impossible to break. After breaking two cells before that, I decided it would probably be a good idea to get one. Then I threw it through a window. The phone was fine, but obviously the window was not.
South Florida is a living cemetary . As much as I love this over priced , over populated state I don't know how much longer the middle class people will be able to survive here . Everyday more of the middle class move away and their spots are filled with illegal immigrants who cheat the system and fuck americans out of jobs and lower the...
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fredfredburger:
Thought : This site should have a magazine put out a magazine . Something like playboy but better .
drave:
lol. there is one.
I had some of my friends over Saturday night , and apparently I'm not cool anymore . Hahaha . Theses girls think it's cool to smoke out of a hooka . Mabye it is , I don't think so though . I watched them set this catastrophy up for about 30 min . Mind you I was pretty lit so it seemed like an hour...
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sapphic_fire:
hahahaha.... preach it brother! apple tabacco and all that shit is gay and not the good kind... hahahaha... that's so funny...
trust me man.. Zero knows who is boss... I've trained dogs all my life I am the fucking alpha male thru and thru... I'm not training him because he just came out of a shelter but he still eats when i say and pees when i say goes to bed when i say.. He's very polite and enjoys having someone to submit to my whole blog was about how scared he is of men... I'm just scared that he is past the point of rehabilitation.. He is two years old and if you beat me everyday for two years i would fucking never want to be touched again and would attack too... you know?
trust me man.. Zero knows who is boss... I've trained dogs all my life I am the fucking alpha male thru and thru... I'm not training him because he just came out of a shelter but he still eats when i say and pees when i say goes to bed when i say.. He's very polite and enjoys having someone to submit to my whole blog was about how scared he is of men... I'm just scared that he is past the point of rehabilitation.. He is two years old and if you beat me everyday for two years i would fucking never want to be touched again and would attack too... you know?
NEW BLOG .
fredfredburger:
I have come tofind that the girls/models on this site are like no other . For some reason no one like them live in south FL . I hate the norm .
cuntrebecca:
What a kick ass blog!
I'm in awe!
I'm in awe!
I hate people .
I like nachos ,
and I can spell my name real good .
Fuck Bush and the police .
White Hatians SUCK!! ( you know who you are )
Dream Chews are gross .
Cartoon Network till the end !
Live free and die laughing ,
the end
I like nachos ,
and I can spell my name real good .
Fuck Bush and the police .
White Hatians SUCK!! ( you know who you are )
Dream Chews are gross .
Cartoon Network till the end !
Live free and die laughing ,
the end
cuntrebecca:
A masterpiece! If that were an emo song, it would be a hit.
Yesterday all of the retarded fucks that I worked with got arrested ! I've been laughing all day about it . It seems that the police have had a lot of reports of theft from the company I work for . They weren't stealing cars ..... Just everthing in them . My recent co-workers are not very intelligent people and despite previous warning from myself...
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fredfredburger:
Holy shit ! Nurse is fuckin' hot !
"Oh my god ! My car like totally broke down today . I had to like sit and wait for like this tow truck like thing to come pick me up . Yeah , I like had to ride with the tow truck driver . The truck like doesn't have any A/C , it's like totally hot and stuff . Oh my god you totally...
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sapphic_fire:
LOL... ahhahaa.. hahah.. where you in boca today?