fredfredburger

"Oh my god ! My car like totally broke down today . I had to like sit and wait for like this tow truck like thing to come pick me up . Yeah , I like had to ride with the tow truck driver . The truck like doesn't have any A/C , it's like totally hot and stuff . Oh my god you totally won't believe this , the driver has , like a mohawk and stuff . Yeah , he's totally like punk rock . Are we like almost to the car place yet ? It's like totally hot in here . Do you like do this for a job ? Or is it like a hobby or something ? I don't think I would like , like doing this . It's totally hot in here . How far away is like the car place ? So like do you think I'm cute ? Because my boyfriend says I dress like a slut . Do you like think I like dress like a slut ? I don't think I dress like a slut . My friends like totally think I like dress like a slut . Do you think I dress like a slut ? I don't think I do , but maybe I like do sometimes . Is this like the car place because I'm like totally hot and stuff . Oh my god ! Thank you for like the ride and stuff . I like totally need to get something to drink because I'm totally like really frickin' hot . Do you like think I look like a slut ? Because I like don't want the like car guys to like think that I'm like a slut or something ."

FUCKIN' A ! I can't believe that there are people that really fuckin talk like that . FUCK !! I had to deal with this dumb bitch for 10 min . That probably doesn't seem like that long , but when a slut keeps asking you if they look like a slut and won't shut the fuck up about how hot it is , a ride like this seems endless . If you know anyone who speaks in such an annoying manner that you want to take a gun and shoot yourself in the face please , please , please lock them in a box for the rest of time ! This girl should be left at home and never allowed access to the public . " She like totally wrecked my day and stuff " If you have to ask people if you look like a slut chances are that you most certainly do . And if the word like come out of your mouth more than once ever five seconds you need speech therapy . Instead of saying like they should just pause and then continue with their sentence . Example : So ( pause ) do I look like a slut ? Because ( pause ) my boyfriend ( pause ) thinks I ( pause ) totally look like a slut . You see " like " Should only be used once in a sentence twice only if absolutely necessary . Not every other fucking word . The next time you encounter someone like this try the pause metod with them . Chances are they can't do it but it sure is fun watching them try . To make it real interesting make a bet that they can't say like less than one time in a sentence . Meet enough of these idiots and you could probably pay all your bills with the winnings .