fredfredburger

I'll start by saying , " If you dump someone via text message , there has to be a damn good reason ! " This has never happened to me . ( mainly because I block texts . Nextel likes to charge extra for that shit . fuckin assholes ! ) However it has happened to someone I know . First of all texting is rediculous ! Anything that is typed with a persons thumb isn't worth reading . Second it is much faster to call someone . This is why its called a cell phone . Lets really try to concentrate on the " PHONE " part . It's not a fucking computer . Texting is for people in school or at work . It was designed to give them something to do besides what they're supposed to be doing . If you end a relation-shit with someone at the very least it should be over the phone . Now if this person is a psycho are could possibly threaten your life then a text is understandable . However you need to ask yourself what the fuck were you doing with this person ? If you in a relationship with a loonatic and are in denial you should have never let it get that far , and breaking up with them via text isn't gonna save you ! Now , if your some punk who just doesn't have the courage to call someone or meet face to face to break the news than you have some serious insecurity issues that you need to deal with . My advice is have someone punch you in the face . Mabye twice . Depends on how insecure you are . After you get hit ( and it has to be in the face ) , look and see if your balls ( pride ) magically appear . If they do then you,ll fight back , if they don't .......
well you probably got what you deserved . You see at some point somepoint you deserved to get hit in the face . ( specially if your dumped someone by text ! you rotten fuck ) By letting this happen your catching up with karma . Hopefully if your get hit in the face enough times for your cowardly acts Karma won't strike you dead with a giant Blackberry that has the text : " sorry just wasn't working out " across the screen . To everyone that has had this happen to them you should have a drink , as you set fire to their car . To the people who have done this to others , you should burry yourself in a casket big enough to punch yourself in the face until you slowly run out of oxygen and rid the world of your cowardly ways .