fred

Wow, I got this letter in the mail today:
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Dear inveterate crack-addict sir,
It has come to my attention there is a gold lam jumpsuit in your possession that is the property of my ex-wife's second cousin.
This is a cease and desist order to overturn your efforts to dunk said jumpsuit in a 60 gallon tank filled with electric eels.
Also it has come to my attention that there has heretofore been moderate sized globs of oatmeal in the shoes of said complainant every morning.
According to the statutes of the state of Nebraska the moderate sized clumps shall end. At minimum these globs shall be no greater than 5 cm for the next 30 days. After the expiration of the smaller sized globule schedule the oatmeal may be replaced with raisins or discontinued altogether.
Your compliance in these matters would be appreciated otherwise we shall seek to bust some caps in your hindflank. At minimum we will schedule a planting of our shoes in your tailpipe.

"the man"
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Jeez, what could it mean?


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