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the hidden dimension of bad metaphors

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Friday Dec 27, 2002

Dec 27, 2002
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Gee whiz I couldn't even stay away for a week.
Just poppin in for a little while...

The decisive winner of the holiday saying is:
"Fuck your Fucking Christmas... Fucker!"
or the variant
"Have a Fucking Fucked Christmas... Fucker!"

Final thoughts for the New Year:
Ever feel hounded?
Is their a federal investigator in your life?
What to do with the bad cycles? the mixed signals, the opportunities yet to be missed...

I look out, and down. Inside is gray fog.
Another channel, a flash -- furtive monkeys lurking in the trees.
Beige, high-contrast, amazon green, chattering primate grin.

What time is it now? Now.

wink oink wink oink wink
joyrider:
hounded, yes. by the IRS, even. i don't recommend it.
Dec 28, 2002
johncocktoastin:
i like fog.
Dec 28, 2002

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