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Monday Sep 29, 2003

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Every day is an empty question mark.

I sat on a fine burgundy leather couch.
The coffee table had an intricate pattern of swastikas set in tile.
I was offered a cup of coffee in a tiny cup.

The thickness of the glass ashtray distorted the images of the pornographic cartoon magazines underneath.


Nowadays I'm waking up on the beach.
My face is always sunburnt.
I drink beer while wading in the ocean.
I identify with the hermit crabs by the rock where I hang out.

My personal assistant left town, so it's back to the bus.
The freeway underpass is wrinkling my suits.
I've found a carwash where I can bathe.
I'm always sure to leave the valet a five dollar tip.


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Well, anyway. I ended up writing a bunch of crazy bullshit and now it's 2am and I gotta go to work tommorow... doh!

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
burn:
Heh yes Zapp is great. Never heard of EPMD though...
Oct 4, 2003
tegan:
haha no i dind't see him get stabbed.
i love that show... the all american violence...
did you see the one with the tall skinny white guy whos girlfriend was cheating on him with another girl and he caught her tied up in bed wearing the most fucked up shit with a baby jesus in the room and a flashing cross? the other girl was wearing a construction workers hat... it was the most fucking hillarious thing i have ever seen.


i saw a cheaters van outside of a restaurant i was in having breakfast the other day... i almsot shit my pants.. hahahha... LOVE cheaters.
Oct 4, 2003

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