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the hidden dimension of bad metaphors

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Monday May 26, 2003

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My brother Jethro is obsessed with making home video movies of aliens and I'm just a little concerned with the lack of irony in how he's saying it.

I find that he resents my mocking him but if I didn't. I seriously fear he might sink off the deep end.
Yes it's mostly ridiculous but then I wonder how far a person can be deluded.

For example, just the other day I thought it would be a good idea to smoke PCP before work and "get real" with everyone.

I sank into "the well". The well is where you can't get out and everything is green like tarnished copper, drawn in crosshatch and arranged in mosaic tiles.

It didn't work out too well and the funny looks I got after that were even worse.


I don't say anything all day.
Then when someone says something really interesting I'll stand up really fast, walk over to them and then really earnestedly begin to agree with them.
For example if someone mentions "tuna sandwich" in a conversation I'll walk up to you and say, "what was that? a 'tuna sandwich'? Yeah I just had a tuna sandwich for lunch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes Mr Blakely I LOVE TUNA. I FUCKING WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. TUNA SANDWICH!"


I have probems.
Yeah okay well maybe not these problems.
Just kind of nice isn't it? Just imagining...
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rickroyal:
If only it were so. Alas.
May 26, 2003
shifgrethor:
My favorite color is blue ... no ... yellow!

I've never gone so far as to do PCP at work, but I've written, and subsequently rewritten much code while under the infleuence on the job.

Mmm ... tuna sandwich ...
May 26, 2003

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