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freckle

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Monday Oct 13, 2003

Oct 13, 2003
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i would like to meet someone who likes to have sex.

i would like to meet someone who likes to have sex everyday.

and not fuck-like-bunnies for the first month, and then taper off to once a week, once a month, never. this is the equivalent of selling someone a cute li'l puppy with the promise that it will learn tricks when it's older and then offering a refund when it doesn't.

it's too late, i'm attached.
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emeris:
you must really care about him to use public humiliation to solve the problem. puke

have you considered that maybe you're doing something wrong?
Oct 15, 2003
jackspade:
In an effort to avoid the inane repition of previous comments, I will refrain from offering to fulfill your request/plea for daily sexual activity. Instead I will comment on your sole and solitary choice of favorite book.

Doesen't it get boring reading 1984 over and over again and again?


Also, by "attached," does that mean that you're really attached? And if so, what kind of fasteners do you use? Staples? Glue and nails? Drywall screws? Because fasteners of that sort can always be pried out.

heheehhe...
Oct 15, 2003

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