i used to think i was totally hardcore when it came to drinking. then last night i drank two bottles of wine named "honey moon" and puked out the side of a moving car. also i passed out and remember nothing, but this is what brian says happened.

since when do i get my ass handed to me by some pussy ass white wine? i can drink a fifth of whiskey! straight out of the bottle!! by myself!!!!

what is this world coming to?