freakqueen

i got burned for declining to stand in line at some dumb club so i could pay $10 to buy drinks. I'm too tired dance, it was a quarter to midnight and i had just gotten off work. I felt much too casual compared to all the other pretty girls. Second day in a row i've been told i was lame.


Went to pick up some more birth control pills and was informed that i was due for a PAP smear. Lovely. Apparently, my last one was on April the 11th. A lot of other things happened today, and yet, all i can hear mentally is my gyno telling me what a healthy vagina i have.

I have an owie and need to be pampered.

i ate too many slices of pineapple and my tongue stings. Yet, I'm drinking Five Alive. "Contains: orange, lemon, grapefruit, tangerine and lime." I can't possibly be the only one to see the idiocy of this.

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And i just paused to take another sip. FUCK, IT STINGS! Someone should take this away from me.

On an unrelated note: I want a puppy.