Three hours from now I'll be at the doctor's office having a suspicious looking mole chopped off my arm. That's my big news for the moment.
What else is going on?
- I have a pre-screening aptitude test on Monday. I could become a baggage screener at the Calgary airport. Keeping the skies safe from knitting needles and dildos.
- I've been watching too much CNN and MSNBC over the last few weeks. The US health care debate makes my head hurt. Sorry American friends. I love you but your country is stone cold retarded sometimes. Chances are is you're reading this you're smarter than that. If not... fuck off.
- Jody and I watched part of a dating show called "More to Love". It's The Bachelor for "plus sized women". Good lord was it depressing. The dude is a creepy douche and the women have the self esteem of an incontinent puppy.
- Fuck Autotune
Yeah... that's all I've got. Now dance for my amusement!
What else is going on?
- I have a pre-screening aptitude test on Monday. I could become a baggage screener at the Calgary airport. Keeping the skies safe from knitting needles and dildos.
- I've been watching too much CNN and MSNBC over the last few weeks. The US health care debate makes my head hurt. Sorry American friends. I love you but your country is stone cold retarded sometimes. Chances are is you're reading this you're smarter than that. If not... fuck off.
- Jody and I watched part of a dating show called "More to Love". It's The Bachelor for "plus sized women". Good lord was it depressing. The dude is a creepy douche and the women have the self esteem of an incontinent puppy.
- Fuck Autotune
Yeah... that's all I've got. Now dance for my amusement!
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morgan:
Everyone should make fun of Randians at every possible opportunity, I think.
malloreigh:
i'll definitely be posting about my progress. 