freakpirate

Allow me to tell you about the evils of Skittleardi.

What? Not familiar with Skittleardi? It's really simple stuff. Two ingredients. 1 mickey of Bacardi rum. 1 package original Skittles. Drain approximately one shot of rum (this will be crappy enough already). Insert Skittles. Allow time for Skittles to dissolve (two or three days). Straining is optional.

Earlier this evening I drank a shot of it straight. It was like getting smashed in the throat by a sock full of quarters. Only someone replaced the quarters with fruity flavoured sugar capsules. The "recipe" recommended mixing it with lemonade. Which I did. For reasons defying all science this turned the drink from barely palatable to unusually tasty. I'm sure it will be a certain hangover but I'll be damned if it's not tasty. Okay, I'll probably be damned one way or the other but still...

Whether or not I piss rainbows has yet to be determined.

Non-booze notes:
- Iran makes me terribly sad
- MC Hammer's new show is nowhere near as ridiculous as I expected it would be. He actually seems like a pretty good guy with a well balanced family.
- Shotguns scare me
- Any procedure that can be summed up as "we're going to inject some shit into your face" seems unbelievably

There is a fruit flavoured scum on my drink. This all ends in tears.