My day. In haiku.
Work
Roads are so icy
Narrowly avoided death
This van is not safe
My coworker is
Completely fucking useless
Almost made her cry
Not looking forward
To explaining my actions
Even though I'm right
Play
At night I push the
Buttons for Aperture so
misguided likes me
Frat bands are awful
Don't understand equipment
Want to kill them bad
That's all I've got for now.

Work
Roads are so icy
Narrowly avoided death
This van is not safe
My coworker is
Completely fucking useless
Almost made her cry
Not looking forward
To explaining my actions
Even though I'm right
Play
At night I push the
Buttons for Aperture so
misguided likes me
Frat bands are awful
Don't understand equipment
Want to kill them bad
That's all I've got for now.

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