freakpirate

Ohhhh, no. Every time I try to hug you, you're sticking your finger in my ass! I won't be fooled again!

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It wouldn't be as bad if you called the next morning.

-TM

Here's a hug.

It's 10 am though, lil early for a drink.

Alas the hug has to be in absentia.

Sides, you might try to stick it in mah pooper!

You know how you pirates are about your booty!!!!!