Well folks, so typical of the military. I was supposed to be leaving my current site to go to another for a few days and whadda ya know, at the last minute when I ask about it.....Uuuhhhhhhhh, you got bumped (they had no intention on telling me this). Damn it all to hell. And the Marine Corps can bite me in the ass, oh wait it already has, ha ha ha. 
I'll show you a change of scenery