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Monday Jun 21, 2004

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As promissed heres the story!

On Friday night I got off work and went to the bus stop, There was this blond girl with a straw hat and glasses on and she was HOTTTTT love she even had nice tats on her. So oddly enought she starts talking to me, I talk back, we hit it off and deside to go out to the bar.

(Now before I continue I need to say I LOVE women! Doesnt matter the size shape, race and what not!)

We get to the bar via taxi and as Im paying for the fare she goes out to have a smoke and then the cabby turns to me and says " Your going to get FUCKED tonight, She loves Cock!" Im really offended buy this. Cause I dont want to fuck this girl. And what I mean buy this is I dont know this girl Im not connected to this girl even tho she is so sexy. the whole point for me to go out to the pub with her was to get to know her more cause we have things in common.

So ywe are drinking and having a laff and taqlking about punk stories we have lived and I tell her if she is busy for the next 50years cause Im falling for her! Well about 12am comes along and she wants to "FUCK ME" her words. Well I ask why and I tell her I dont cause I dont know her and Im not into one nighters. she starts crying cause she thinks I think shes ugly and shes a slut. I comfort her and let her know how I feel about meeting her and she calms down.

One hour later....

We are outside waiting for a cab and I swear its not coming! she grabs me hand and starts licking me fingers and then sucks them! OH MAN Im on like a light but I still cant do it cause I really dont know her and I need to have emo contact with the person Im with before I do! well I call me mate to get a ride and hes on his way so we go for a walk and shes cold so I give her my coat and as we wait by the road she says she wants to sit so I offer me back, Thats right I get down on all fours and she sits on me back. Well guess who shows UP!...........................The Cops. Oh ya they start asking what i was doing and I tell them she wanted to sit down and they are like are you for real or what? LOL well as Im giving them my ID me mate shows up and vouces for me and says Hes alway nice like that even when hes not drunk LOL. Well she still has me coat on and she is sitting in the back and about halfway home she hands me it back BUT what is missing my MP3 player a 500 dollor Mp3 player Im still paying for! So I turn around and say can i see your purse please she is shocked that Im asking this I turn around and about 30second later i turn around again and I turn on the lights again and me mp3 player was on the seat next to her and the headphones were riped apart! we stop at her request and I get out and open the door for her and she is pissed at me for calling her a mp3 stealer I explane why I did say that and she could tell me how it got broke and out of my coat pocket so I said I couldnt belive she could do that to me after a wonderful night together and she walked away!

So I felt like me profile picture but the thing I wonder was did she just do and say the things she said just to get a mp3 player? blackeyed

PS. we kissed for abit and now I think I got mono confused
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malloreigh:
i'm surprised that i don't get more jerks trying to take advantage of my innocence and naivete. i guess i look more intimidating than i am!

i agree with you about the mystery -- one of the most entrancing things about art is the challenge and unlimitedness of interpreting it for yourself. it can mean something different to everyone.
Jul 19, 2004
malloreigh:
i don't think that'd really work for burlesque. tongue
Jul 19, 2004

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