So im away til saturday 
at least me and sam 1 year! 
So ill right lots of crap and just reada bit each day and it'll be like ive never gone. So hope ill be in SGUK by time i get back maybe not well see.
So Im out of the Newbie group now ive been here 2 months out to face the sg world big scarey (but cool) place. So finally found how to work webcam on msn itg great! So happy i have 4 days off from work which i need did another 29 hours in 3 days which makes me grouchy but it also makes me witty in a sarcastic sence so without further ado here is my view on action movies.
First thing why the hell does the good guy always shag both the bitch who is really with the big bad guy and just spying on are "hero" then he shags the girl who just happens to know how to diffuse chemical bombs. But you can gurantee that during the bit when they find the "secret lair" They'll split up she'll go diffuse the bomb and he'll go after the big bad guy. How is it that once he gets to the bad guy hes about to shoot him when oh no the bird he shagin has a gun to her head and who's holding it? The bad bird he shagged at the beginning! Every fucking time! Also i believe that any evil genius boss is stingy with money. Think about it. Secret Volcano/space/underground multi million pound super lair. Check. Mega bomb/lazer check. Guards that can shoot in a straight line. Er no. Wtf? Load of henchmen run in with machine guns hero with 9mm pistol takes them all out. Eh? Pay for shooting lessons for god sake! Then your evil plan will work. Spend a bit of money now it'll pay off. What you really need your personal quarters to have a cozy fire and desk and stuff. Damn if you take over the world everything will be yours wait a bit. And if they do a sequal where does the girl from the movie before go? They sail into the sunset all in love and happy then next movie he's on his own again shagging another couple of birds. And how come these girls he teams up with save the world are always drop dead gorgous and secretly know karate or something similar. There never 30 stone covered in spots and lesbian. Bastards!
Also must destroy the ophanage berore the hitler baby escapes starring Tom Hanks
Also as im away for 4 days please love me and send me loads of commens or the rabbit gets it! At least 15. remember the rabbits at stake here. Only 14? post again! Send me a joke or a naked pic or yourself (female only) I need to feel wanted!
Life is good at the moment. Whats gonna go wrong? Stay tuned!
at least me and sam 1 year! So ill right lots of crap and just reada bit each day and it'll be like ive never gone. So hope ill be in SGUK by time i get back maybe not well see.
So Im out of the Newbie group now ive been here 2 months out to face the sg world big scarey (but cool) place. So finally found how to work webcam on msn itg great! So happy i have 4 days off from work which i need did another 29 hours in 3 days which makes me grouchy but it also makes me witty in a sarcastic sence so without further ado here is my view on action movies.
First thing why the hell does the good guy always shag both the bitch who is really with the big bad guy and just spying on are "hero" then he shags the girl who just happens to know how to diffuse chemical bombs. But you can gurantee that during the bit when they find the "secret lair" They'll split up she'll go diffuse the bomb and he'll go after the big bad guy. How is it that once he gets to the bad guy hes about to shoot him when oh no the bird he shagin has a gun to her head and who's holding it? The bad bird he shagged at the beginning! Every fucking time! Also i believe that any evil genius boss is stingy with money. Think about it. Secret Volcano/space/underground multi million pound super lair. Check. Mega bomb/lazer check. Guards that can shoot in a straight line. Er no. Wtf? Load of henchmen run in with machine guns hero with 9mm pistol takes them all out. Eh? Pay for shooting lessons for god sake! Then your evil plan will work. Spend a bit of money now it'll pay off. What you really need your personal quarters to have a cozy fire and desk and stuff. Damn if you take over the world everything will be yours wait a bit. And if they do a sequal where does the girl from the movie before go? They sail into the sunset all in love and happy then next movie he's on his own again shagging another couple of birds. And how come these girls he teams up with save the world are always drop dead gorgous and secretly know karate or something similar. There never 30 stone covered in spots and lesbian. Bastards!
Also must destroy the ophanage berore the hitler baby escapes starring Tom Hanks
Also as im away for 4 days please love me and send me loads of commens or the rabbit gets it! At least 15. remember the rabbits at stake here. Only 14? post again! Send me a joke or a naked pic or yourself (female only) I need to feel wanted!
Life is good at the moment. Whats gonna go wrong? Stay tuned!
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well, not really. But it sounded good