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wow 43 comments new record for me! ok dweeb stuff over time to get down to business.

Thanks for the kind words on "me and you" glad i can still blast feelings out. But i will have to write again soon as on 15th july me and sam 1 year anniversary!! So naturally im gonna have to write something. She'll be surprised as i have only wrote her a poem once and that wasnt in a card! Ok it wont be as dark as "me and you" as im not gonna do dark on an annerversary!

Couple of things that weve talked about at work or dont want to admit see if they apply to you.

You were an accident not planned you interupted your parents hot sex life.

Your parents still have hot steamy sex

your parents masturbate

your parents may of had threesomes (and technically if they shagged while pregnant you were the 3rd person)

Your goldfish did die and was not doing its "sleeping on its side trick"

i work with very insane people.