Ive noticed that i only seem to have time to properly update on fridays so i better make this count.
My plans this weekend include watching the british gp and work, well works not in the plan but im stuck with it anyway. Fuckers.
Soits sunny so that means that every uk member in here will be saying "fuck me its hot" or something along the lines. You see the uk spend 360 days of the year waiting for the sun to arrive then the other 5 not actually knowing what the fuck to do once its here because were not used to it. Most the uk is under a hose pipe ban, usually the same places that were flooded in the winter but hey thats how it goes. No one thought to build the damn water works in the areas that flood.
i got an email the other day of a family member and its actually good, but im not forwarding it so ill stick it here i had a rant about tis stuff a bit ago.
>>BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER>>>>Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 >>billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually >>believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with>>a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it>>removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freakshow.>>>>And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and>>everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?>>>>How stupid are we?>>Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll >>get Laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!>>>>>>>>What a bunch of bullshit.>>>>>>Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and >>Sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was >>started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget >>pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.>>>>*uck 'em!!>>If you're going to forward something, at least send me something >>mildly amusing.>>I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this >>poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel >>from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.>>>>I don't *ucking care.>>>>Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually >>Contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our >>own unpopularity.>>>>The point being?>>>>If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless >>or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.>>>>If it's funny, send it on.>>>>Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in >>Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead >>elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per >>letter he'll receive if you forward this email.>>>>Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning >>your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.>>>>>>>>Have a nice day.>>>>Billy Connolly>>>>>>>>P.S: Send me 15 quid and then piss off>>>>>>
Update, im wearing shorts, god help us all.
Laters...
My plans this weekend include watching the british gp and work, well works not in the plan but im stuck with it anyway. Fuckers.
Soits sunny so that means that every uk member in here will be saying "fuck me its hot" or something along the lines. You see the uk spend 360 days of the year waiting for the sun to arrive then the other 5 not actually knowing what the fuck to do once its here because were not used to it. Most the uk is under a hose pipe ban, usually the same places that were flooded in the winter but hey thats how it goes. No one thought to build the damn water works in the areas that flood.
i got an email the other day of a family member and its actually good, but im not forwarding it so ill stick it here i had a rant about tis stuff a bit ago.
>>BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER>>>>Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 >>billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually >>believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with>>a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it>>removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freakshow.>>>>And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and>>everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?>>>>How stupid are we?>>Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll >>get Laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!>>>>>>>>What a bunch of bullshit.>>>>>>Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and >>Sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was >>started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget >>pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.>>>>*uck 'em!!>>If you're going to forward something, at least send me something >>mildly amusing.>>I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this >>poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel >>from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.>>>>I don't *ucking care.>>>>Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually >>Contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our >>own unpopularity.>>>>The point being?>>>>If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless >>or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.>>>>If it's funny, send it on.>>>>Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in >>Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead >>elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per >>letter he'll receive if you forward this email.>>>>Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning >>your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.>>>>>>>>Have a nice day.>>>>Billy Connolly>>>>>>>>P.S: Send me 15 quid and then piss off>>>>>>
Update, im wearing shorts, god help us all.
Laters...
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I always put the email title in to here: http://www.breakthechain.org/ and then reply all the results to everyone it was sent to. I get very little chain emails these days. Or even emails for that matter.
I'm loving this weather. Floods and droughts make me happy. Because it keeps me in a job.