frantic

So i babysat last night And i crahed there, So i ring DayDreamer this morning, She said she went out on the town. ok fine. She went out with her female friend (forgot name) ok fine. Female friend came back home ok fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnne She stops over OkAY fInE. In my bed. What? My side of the bed? Damn it, i was gone 1 night. So i need to find out one thing. Was she fit? Ok so no lesbian activity went on thats not the problem here. But if There is gonna be someone sleeping on my side of the bed next to my girlfriend i gotta think she's hot. This makes no sence at all but after the day ive had i need to make myself laugh. Its work and im not going to go in to it. Basically i felt like arguig with a brick wall by the end of the day. and that would be silly. The brick wall would win by a mile.

So as my last entry pointed out. Im a bastard. And this cartoon made me laugh a lot. Super retard
Ive been singing the damn theme tune all day!

Update:

just to add ive found out this girl used my dressing gown too? WHAT THE FUCK? Her Dna is everywhere Damn theres enough send me down for years here. And handcuffs to wind me up in the bed fucking great. i still dont have a clue who this dressing gown bed hugging cow is, apart from she's 17 and blonde.



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