Please Do not pay attention to DayDreamer i am not nice. I do not spoil her and buy her nice things. I am a complete bastard. I make fun of chickens that walk with a limp. Yes im that kind of evil bastard. Everyone thought when DayDreamer joined it would mean no more looking at sets and behaving and all that stuff. No thats fine we discuss each others fav sg's etc talk about sets we like or disagree etc We've also agreed to not really read each others journals. She's told shes said im sweet or something in her latest one so i must clarify im not. Its the whole cute thing shes making me out to be. How can some one with antichrist in there username be cute? Hello? anyone? Yeah thought not. So yeah me, bastard, limping chicken and stuff oh gonna put a _ in my username too. That'll screw all the links to my name ha! So moving on.
Work conversations. They get weird, or random in my case. A girl was asking this lad about his religion And it was stuff like Sex before marrage etc And i didnt care about that stuff, plus she was getting personal (i dont care if he watches porn or whatever) But every question she asked started with "In your religion can you" So heres a few i asked.
1. In your religion can you laugh at a badger that has no friends?
2.In your religion can you give deliberate wrong directions to a bunch of Harre Krishnas?
3.In your religion can you argu with a tramp over the location of a childrens hospital?
4.In your religion can you laugh at a goldfish because it has no eyelids?
5.In your religion do you get free sun tan lotion?
6.In your religion can you cellotpe different coloured felt tip pens to your grandma's favouite china?
7.In your religion can you sell rabbits that havent been properly house trained?
8.In your religion can you answer random questions about your In your religion?
So the questions went on, And he found it quite funny especally as the girls last question was something about sexual practices and toys. So questions about goldfish are fairly easy. Hes a guy you can have a laugh with at the hell hole i work in. Shame there arent a few more. And im not sure which religion he follows. I just know that in ityou cant beat a seal with breadsticks and then sell them on ebay ok?
Oh and schumachers Debut the new ferrari, Offical launch on the 24th but boy im excited now!
Work conversations. They get weird, or random in my case. A girl was asking this lad about his religion And it was stuff like Sex before marrage etc And i didnt care about that stuff, plus she was getting personal (i dont care if he watches porn or whatever) But every question she asked started with "In your religion can you" So heres a few i asked.
1. In your religion can you laugh at a badger that has no friends?
2.In your religion can you give deliberate wrong directions to a bunch of Harre Krishnas?
3.In your religion can you argu with a tramp over the location of a childrens hospital?
4.In your religion can you laugh at a goldfish because it has no eyelids?
5.In your religion do you get free sun tan lotion?
6.In your religion can you cellotpe different coloured felt tip pens to your grandma's favouite china?
7.In your religion can you sell rabbits that havent been properly house trained?
8.In your religion can you answer random questions about your In your religion?
So the questions went on, And he found it quite funny especally as the girls last question was something about sexual practices and toys. So questions about goldfish are fairly easy. Hes a guy you can have a laugh with at the hell hole i work in. Shame there arent a few more. And im not sure which religion he follows. I just know that in ityou cant beat a seal with breadsticks and then sell them on ebay ok?
Oh and schumachers Debut the new ferrari, Offical launch on the 24th but boy im excited now!
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breezey:
It's freakin annoying, but I stopped because my x-rays came out normal. But since I'm still having pain, I have to go back to the Dr.'s next week. 
Maybe she'll give me some good pain meds! 
Maybe she'll give me some good pain meds! 
cheesy:
Jade Goody. Good one. Please let's toss Jordan and Jodie Marsh in there too.