frantic

Ok so i went Ikea for the first time today all i can say is fucking hell its big and ohhh free pencils. Now that isnt the problem. What is the problem is that i have 3 flat packs downstairs right now. And another 4 coming thursday. Now the flat packs are gonna stay flat unless i put them together. Im tired. But they must be done. So i look at the flatpacks they look at me, we stare at each other for a while, I walk away. I come back half-an-hour later. There still flat. So i watch a dvd. Come back, still there, still flat. Now DayDreamer is at work and i want at least 2 of these bastards no longer 'flat' I also have to put my pics of DayDreamer on her area. So thats 2 flat packs and picture sorting. And load the digicam. And sort the dishes. And do the other flat pack which no doubt after all the things i have done will still be flat when i come to it. And i need to put posters up in my room, It needs to be more my space. Thats as in my area not the fucking web area. I sighned up months ago and its just too much hassle to set up how i want it. And persides do you really want two parts of the web with the shit spelling and boring crap in my life on it. Now to do those flat packs..........


Oh before i go i want to spread the word about pirate dvds. It needs to stop. I dont care about pirate cds pirate videos can fuck themselves i no one gives a shit about them there out dated. No what pisses me off is that at the end of the feature (if your dieing to know what it was it was bill baileys new dvd even though it was shot in 95??) You wait for the credits to go so you can access the special features yes? Well no i gotta sit there watching some bastard fat bloke whose red has never heard of sun screen sitting there with a red hot poker stabbing cds and thing branding them while some cheap annoying bastard sits there and talks about copyright theft. You fucker! Then after that is it over? no i gotta sit there while Federation Against Copyright Theft (yes that spells F.A.C.T. how fucking clever of them) Gives you the number to call. Then gives you the number of australia FACT then new zealand FACT. GO FUCK YOURSELVES! OK so i brought the dvd in the sale but it was not a copy. Why you spoiling my enjoyment? Your letting the terrorists win! I cant skip this shit fast forward title menu dvd menu nothing works . And i live in ENGLAND if i was in new zealand id be on holiday and do you think id waste my holiday reporting dodgy dvd's? FUCKING NO! The film industry deserves to die. Its your stupid ass fault you pay j-lo to spew out shit movie after shit movie. And she gets millions for being a retarded actor in shit films. God I hate you all. And id be funding terrorists, oh the irony Osma Bin Laden kicks my ass by money rased from a dodgy porno i got 3 years ago. Just fuck off ok? [/rant]



AND THE FUCKING FLATPACKS ARE STILL FLAT FOR FUCK SAKE!