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Tip of the day. Never sledge down stairs in your new house in a cardboard box at your house warming party. It will go wrong. Even more if your doing it drunk.


Wtf is going on with the site. its changed............. pics everywher ahhhhh!

So now a proper account of since ive been gone

6th December

Moved in all went cool

9th december.

Ntl install! earlier than expected but ill be back online yah? No. You see I went work and the guy said to sam that all i had to do was plug my wire in and away we go. Ah ah. I did nothing happend. So pulled the tower out to check i had the wire in and as i did it slipped. I catch the switch that knocks the power from 230v to 115v. Only moved half way but bang! Spark! computer dies. So No internet no computer. Fuck. Luckerly i have a friend who can fix them so he took it away. So i got the thing back yesterday, Rang ntl and they sorted it there end. Something the idiot ntl guy didnt tell me.

So im back in my own house and feel pretty good. Had hell at work so bad i didnt want to go at one stage but forced myself to. Switched off from the place. Im sick of making an effort to get the same crappy results from the higher managers that just demorilise everyone. My stores going to hell in a hang basket. Job hunt in january.

Despite having no digicam i did get pics. Just got to get them put on to disc once developed. That means i have to take the camera in! Will do soon.

So the house warming party. Heres a few things that happend

1)I sledged down stairs in a self desighned box in a sledging competition. Did win despite the scrapes and massive fall in the end
2) set my armpit hair on fire.
3) Shaved a patch in a friend chest hair
4) Won a shot drinking competition using a house warming gift that well time how long it takes you down it. Lot more fun than it sounds but 1.84 seconds for a shot of black vodka Champion!
5) Flashed my arse at someone
6) Someone ordered pizza and when the guy cam i told him i was looking for my wallet but couldnt "because i had an erection" Im doing this tactic again simply because when we opened the door we noticed he dropped the 20 note i give him give us 12 pound change and free pizza! Yay. And no i didnt actually have an erection.

So what you guys been up to?