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Today i lost a part of myself. I feel like ive hit a hard moment in my life. That part where you know you have to find youself again. Thats right sam took me curtain shopping. Jesus christ on a moped! Do i like this colour? er is it black? no. Next. Ok so im getting them in my personal computer room (oh yes) But the rest i nodded and smiled. And to prove i refuse to grow up i also had fun running off from her and losing her round a giant fabric store. Ha. Then we went to this bed store. The robbing bastasrs. All the beds they showed had a resonable price on them. but some didnt include A) the matress or B) the haedboard. Once all this was added up to say it was a rip off was untrue. Esp. as its suppose to b a discount store and have a sale. 600 squid for a bed. er no die.

So i look in the argos. Oh laminated book of dreams (watch bill bailey part troll im not explaining that last comment) Now i have a problem with this thing. Simply because it goes like this. Imagine me browsing through it. sort of goes

beds beds more beds thats an ok bed not bad price and errrrr oh ferrari romote control car only noooooooo back to beds, Hmmm might get that one. Now shelves hmm that one will hold most my dvds and oh wow scalextric ferrari vs mclaren thats coo... ah no back to shelves, oh ps2 stuff........

I always get distracted. And now i defo want a scalextric set.

So we were on about old tv programmes you had to watch on tv on a saturday night at work and Cilla black surprise surprise came up. I kinda used my dark humour on it which people found quite funny luckly. Ok for those that dont have a clue outside the uk. Cilla would get people on the show who hadnt seen there dad/mum/sister/whatever for 30+ years and theyd say how theyve not seen there rtealsative for god knows how long and how they miss them. And Cilla would say "well surprise surprise there here tonight And out comes the long lost not seen person (who i wreckon wasnt avoiding them anyway or lived next door ) And it would be all teary and bla bla so happy see you. Yeah well It wasd the same every fucking week. ]Id prefer a little twist. Instead of saying surprise surprise there here tonight. It could go,

Cilla- Youve not seen your brother for 30 years

Guest- No i miss him (bla bla)

C- well surprise surprise-

G- yes (full of expertation to see there brother)

C- surprise surprise he doesnt weant to see you because he hates you still for tearing the family apart and your still a drug addict.

(Guest runs off in tears)

Another thing, The person they hadny seen for so long was always alive and well. They never had one where they died. Now this makes me think 2 things. 1) was it really there relative or a look alike. 2- If they did where is the "Surprise surprise too shocking for tv" dvd Also At the end of every show cilla would sing away. This was pure evil. The only thing id change to sort this is to losen the light rigging above her head. Problem solved.

Id also like to add that dispite curtain shopping im ok. I have told sam we are NEVER getting a spice rack. This will truely mean im too old.