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Well better update. So went birmingham yesterday with sam to look around the bull ring and spend money petending like i actually have some.
But as we went in hmv Ross Noble (comedian for those of you who aint a clue who the fuck he is) So i got his dvd and had it sighned! and got a pic



It was an accident we tool the digi cam so hey there you go. Ill be honest id only seen him on room 101 but hed seemed funny and his dvd is hillarious. Look out for him!

So on a even more good note kelly brook was in arena magazine. Now usually this mag is crap. But as you may know kelly brook is my weekness so i had to buy it. And shes topless How long have i waited to see them nips! But no its the only model i like since i saw her on the big breakfast and well i was 14 and she had me hooked from then. Why am i making excuses here? I like Kelly Brook ok!

And on a celeb note. Oh dear britney. You really are stupid. Didnt Ms anderson and hilton teach you nothing? Film yourself shagging when your famous its gonna get on the net. Why be so worried? You do all that cleavage showing in your vids and act like a dirty cow well i want proof! And christina i want yours too. Actually christina is my prefered choice out of them 2. I mean she seems better in bed. When britney was doing her im a virgin thing christina was wearing them front knicker flap falling out trousers singing about bein dirty. And i loved the way that all of a sudden Britneys dirty to oh and a lesbian come her madonna you women headline catching star you. So yeah and paris hiltons one is on sale in music zone. Eh? its right next to the martial art section. Thats great. Inner strength and calm control your anger. Bruce lee and stuff and next porn Ha love it! And can i add paris hilton is a rich bitch and you know this because she filmed a porno in night vision. Night vision? Well just settle for the good old home video. Oh no gotta be a night vision cam. Now i saw this on my mates 3g phone and felt let down by it. I hoped for so much more. And i couldnt bluetooth it to my phone cause my phones shite. But ill save my phone trouble for another day.

Speaking of things you wouldnt expect next to each other. In the bullring down stairs theres a place called the bear factory. Where you can get a teddy bear see it be stuffed give it a name and buy different clothes for it and stuff. Never going in there with sam again. But what nextdoor to it is well Ann summers. Teddy bear store connected to a sex shop. Oh Hee hee. I worked it out and where you getting the bears sewn up and giving it a name on the otherside of the store some couple is choosing what dido to buy. HA!

Testimonials, please someone fill one in for me. I have no idea what the point is to these but the fact i have non after being on here for 5/6 months is weird. And dont use this entry as a referance point. Ive noticed its mainly about porn. I think bush might ban this entry. oh dear...................



UPDATE:

EIZZARDRULES IS DEAD. Burntantichrist is here. Ive wanted a name change for a while. you never know i may revert back. but i doubt it. But thanks for the comment fee and prock where you gone!