I'm good at all sorts of things that don't matter. I can fight and cook and make love and fabricate all sorts of useful things. I can sew and speak in public and read very quickly and I have an incredibly extensive vocabulary. I'm reliable and trusthworthy and creative and expressive, attractive and versatile and strong, brave and capable and competent. But none of it...
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There is a Guinea pig in a drawer in my desk. It seemed like a good place to put it while my little bro cleaned out it's cage. It's a very mild tempered little beast. It's gnawing on a carrot right now. I wonder if I can find some cardboard or something for it to chew on.
Atom and his Package.
Go find it, and rock the fuck out.
This is your homework assignment.
Go find it, and rock the fuck out.
This is your homework assignment.
I am on Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/frankmuddy
NOTE: It is nine kinds of Saturday evening. You have no idea, man.
Something is trying to claw it's way out of my stomach. If it were to be seen in the light it would probably resemble an iguana that had been liberally brushed with crazy glue and then sprinkled with shards of obsidian. It's geneology is distinguished enough to...
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http://www.myspace.com/frankmuddy
NOTE: It is nine kinds of Saturday evening. You have no idea, man.
Something is trying to claw it's way out of my stomach. If it were to be seen in the light it would probably resemble an iguana that had been liberally brushed with crazy glue and then sprinkled with shards of obsidian. It's geneology is distinguished enough to...
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starfior:
Thunder-snow, man. Proof of the end times.
You want other proof of the endtimes? IM me when you get a chance. There's a brother needs a notastep ass beating.
You want other proof of the endtimes? IM me when you get a chance. There's a brother needs a notastep ass beating.
onlyoblivion:
Just swallow a crucifix. Works every time.
When society finally crumbles, want to pool our gasoline and defend it together? Its not quite the literal return to tribalism wed both like, but it seems to be all were likely to get.
If were exchanging book recommendations, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn is a quasi-novel-cum-sociocultural-essay you are likely to appreciate. As per your suggestion, I may give up my hope of finding a rationally priced used edition of Snow Crash and just spend the $17.95+tax on a new paperback copy.
When society finally crumbles, want to pool our gasoline and defend it together? Its not quite the literal return to tribalism wed both like, but it seems to be all were likely to get.
If were exchanging book recommendations, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn is a quasi-novel-cum-sociocultural-essay you are likely to appreciate. As per your suggestion, I may give up my hope of finding a rationally priced used edition of Snow Crash and just spend the $17.95+tax on a new paperback copy.
I humped twelve miles through central london today, plus god knows how many klicks on the tube. My legs are ready to fall off at the slightest provocation, which didn't prevent me from dancing all the way down to the internet cafe.
I am in love with London. I love the tube, I love the architecture, and I love the preponderance of attractive young women....
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I am in love with London. I love the tube, I love the architecture, and I love the preponderance of attractive young women....
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meta:
pbbblllttt it's been a long time since I used the word "forever."
it would be nice to go back over the Atlantic at some point for some unknown length of time. forever, though, I don't know. I change my mind completely about once every three-point-six minuts. so. forever's pretty much a a bad idea in any capacity.
it would be nice to go back over the Atlantic at some point for some unknown length of time. forever, though, I don't know. I change my mind completely about once every three-point-six minuts. so. forever's pretty much a a bad idea in any capacity.
alpo:
I know how it feels to fall in love with a city. 
In London.
Two things about London.
1. Streets are pedestrian friendly, but confusingly laid out.
2. Women! Beautiful women! Everywhere!
Still in London. Previous comments both continue to hold true.
I spent the day wandering the city again. Hit up a Virgin store and the British Museum. I found the museum to be a bit disapointing. Instead of what I usually conceive of as a...
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Two things about London.
1. Streets are pedestrian friendly, but confusingly laid out.
2. Women! Beautiful women! Everywhere!
Still in London. Previous comments both continue to hold true.
I spent the day wandering the city again. Hit up a Virgin store and the British Museum. I found the museum to be a bit disapointing. Instead of what I usually conceive of as a...
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Someone love me. I'm lovable, and I have a long string of crash and burn relationships (only one of which crashed and burned as a result of anything I did) to prove it!
Eitherway, I'm travelling to London, and the future. See, I'm going to get on a plane at 9:00am sunday morning, and arrive in London at 9:00am monday morning. Objectively, it will be...
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Eitherway, I'm travelling to London, and the future. See, I'm going to get on a plane at 9:00am sunday morning, and arrive in London at 9:00am monday morning. Objectively, it will be...
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meta:
hope you find some robo-booty in the future.
Two days until london. I am not excited, but only because I don't generally get excited about travel. If I did, I would probably be completely insufferable to be around right now. I would go on and on about all the museums I want to visit, and the places I want to see, etc etc etc, until someone slapped me upside the head. Which probably...
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starfior:
Dude. I'll slap you upside the head whenever you want, and I'll even come up with reasons for each slap. It'll be like a motivational speaker's course without all the touchy feely shit.
meta:
you know what you should do? have the plane drop you off in Dublin. or Galway. or Ennis. or anywhere west of England and east of New York. but probably not actually in the Atlantic.
either way, I think you're better suited to Ireland travel, and um like, fuck England in all possible orifices.
either way, I think you're better suited to Ireland travel, and um like, fuck England in all possible orifices.
As I've mentioned previously I 've been tasked with planning the family trip to London. The man who is footing the bill, my father, is notoriously cheap, more than willing to sacrifice quality for a better price. I've finally gotten him to bump what he's willing to pay for accomodations up to something reasonable, but it's giving me a fucking nervous attack to deal with...
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starfior:
I recommend throwing up the horns and yelling "Hail Satan!"
I ate a banana split sundae the size of my head. What have you done with your day?
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meta:
I did some homework that I should have started like a month and a half ago, then intermittently shoveled horrendous amounts of snow, thought about couches, and lamented my lack of haircut.
meta:
for the shockingly practical reason that I'm moving into a new space and there is a need for couch, preferably of the hideous-but-lovable variety.
This may sound harsh but it is actually nice to know that you are better at things than most people, including taking care of yourself.