I know my life is a lot better than a lot of peoples, and I know I should be thankful for that, but right now I feel lonely and kind of generically shitty. The girl I liked decided that she didn't quite like me enough to leave the boy she's with, adding yet another notch to my long string of relationships that completely failed to...
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starfior:
I'm personally at like a baker's dozen on that notch belt.
dasharer:
Every night is me trying to reset my sleep clock. I either never make it or am just not tired when it comes time to sleep and it stays fucked up.
The neat girl that I am interested in has a boyfriend who is my brothers best friend. She is not interested in dumping him on my account, though I am assured that I am first in line should his plane inexplicably disapear over the bermuda triangle. This is exacerbating my already acute sense of lonliness. Maybe I should just get a puppy or something. Puppies...
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figmentation:
you're awesome
you're awesome
judas:
now that borders on a guarantee.
I'm making people leather goods for Christmas. You have to love a hobby that lets you go around peening things with a hammer all the time.
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judas:
PEEN!
sapphire777:
i'm making things for x-mas too due to extensive lack of present funds.
Wait, Check that. I need a girl in a short skirt and a long jacket.
starfior:
And your wise men don't know how it feels... to be thick.... as a brick.
I need a woman.
I've seen about twenty moose since I've been here. And let me tell you something. If you've seen one moose, you've seen every moose.
judas:
i like it when we're in northern minnesota on a wilderness joy ride, and pass by some not exactly remote marshy place where there's a single moose, standin' there for all the world to see.
and me, i think if you've seen one moose, yer lucky. if you've seen twenty, you're god.
and me, i think if you've seen one moose, yer lucky. if you've seen twenty, you're god.
judas:
p.s. how were the potatoes?
p.p.s. your cake pan misses you.
p.p.s. your cake pan misses you.
Gone to Alaska. Back Soon.
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moongirl:
say hi to alaska for me, tell it i'll come see it again someday
to you and your home state
to you and your home state
figmentation:
hugs... me too...
I've noticed that the more time passes since I last got laid, the more interesting the sets get.
Frank's Days O Christmas
12.
11.
Ten Ninjas Dancing.
Nine Nymphos begging
Eight Guitars Wailing!
Seven Swamis Parasailing
6.
Five Onion Rings
4.
3.
2.
1.
Fill in the gaps!
Frank's Days O Christmas
12.
11.
Ten Ninjas Dancing.
Nine Nymphos begging
Eight Guitars Wailing!
Seven Swamis Parasailing
6.
Five Onion Rings
4.
3.
2.
1.
Fill in the gaps!
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figmentation:
six sexy swingers
renegadefuzz:
eleven lusty lechers?
three tree hugging hippies?
three tree hugging hippies?
Ten Ninjas. Dancing.
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figmentation:
are they still dancing?
At ten AM my Alarm went off. I for ten minutes I failed to marshal enough control over my body to get out of bed and turn it off. At ten ten AM my roommate dropped by for his school books and turned the alarm off. I woke up two hours later.
It took me twenty minutes to fight my way out of the fog...
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It took me twenty minutes to fight my way out of the fog...
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figmentation:
??? then why are you in the hair lovers group?
figmentation:
lol! heehee!
you are wonderful and make me laugh!
you are wonderful and make me laugh!