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frankmask

Anchorage, Alaska

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Monday Sep 05, 2005

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I am a proffesional events and entertainment coordinator doing pro bono work.

The freshman class seems a lot more lively this year. That is a good thing.

On the darker side of things no one wants to bone me enough to have jumped into my bed this evening, which is always distressing. I could use a good boning. Especially those nasty little bones that get caught in your teeth.

I think the boards are getting dumberer. The second 'er' is intentional and intended to illustrate that the intellectual deterioration of the boards is melting away my smart parts as well.
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moongirl:
i'm sleepy and i'm stealing your ship and sailing to hawaii
Sep 6, 2005
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yo
Sep 6, 2005

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