Men of the Twin Cities!
When the time comes for your next STD checkup and you're thinking about which clinic to go to I recomend the Red Door Clinic in Minneapolis.
Why?
Because Room 111 Sticks a cotton swab up your pee pee, and the Red Door just has you pee in a cup. No contest.
Also, the Red Door has oral swab HIV testing that was not avaiable at Room 111 last time I went.
Now let's move on to Frank News.
I have about fifty mosquitoe bites liberally distributed around my anatomy. If you ever hear me ranting about how I want to destroy all life on earth you can bet that Mosquitoes are the reason. It's not that I have anything against all life on earth, it's just that almost everything eats Mosquitoes, or eats things that eat Mosquitoes, and without Mosquitoes we'd all die, from the Llamas down to the E coli. So in order to destroy my fated foe, the Mosquitoe, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill everything else, too.
Other news. I got my laptop running by beating it over the head with SpyBot and Adaware until it decided to start behaving itself. It's still not totally clean, but it is at least running with a modicum of stability.
Now I'm going to make a bunch of doctor's appointments to get some moles looked at and maybe get a menengitis immunization, then I'm going to go to Office Max and see if they need another desk monkey, and then I'm going to Tuesdays With Toneski where I will whompe the other Freestyle Trivia players with the double whammy of Sun Tzu and Lu Hsun.
When the time comes for your next STD checkup and you're thinking about which clinic to go to I recomend the Red Door Clinic in Minneapolis.
Why?
Because Room 111 Sticks a cotton swab up your pee pee, and the Red Door just has you pee in a cup. No contest.
Also, the Red Door has oral swab HIV testing that was not avaiable at Room 111 last time I went.
Now let's move on to Frank News.
I have about fifty mosquitoe bites liberally distributed around my anatomy. If you ever hear me ranting about how I want to destroy all life on earth you can bet that Mosquitoes are the reason. It's not that I have anything against all life on earth, it's just that almost everything eats Mosquitoes, or eats things that eat Mosquitoes, and without Mosquitoes we'd all die, from the Llamas down to the E coli. So in order to destroy my fated foe, the Mosquitoe, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill everything else, too.
Other news. I got my laptop running by beating it over the head with SpyBot and Adaware until it decided to start behaving itself. It's still not totally clean, but it is at least running with a modicum of stability.
Now I'm going to make a bunch of doctor's appointments to get some moles looked at and maybe get a menengitis immunization, then I'm going to go to Office Max and see if they need another desk monkey, and then I'm going to Tuesdays With Toneski where I will whompe the other Freestyle Trivia players with the double whammy of Sun Tzu and Lu Hsun.
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Should I get myself checked? Can I at least know your results? I dont want cotton swab up anywhere.