Pants. The subject of today's rant is pants, and how I don't like them.
Just a few minutes ago I very nearly wandered out of my room naked to post a small flyer in the hall, before remembering that for some arcane reason my society considers nudity, of all the silly things, to be taboo. It is ridiculous. It is obnoxious. And most of all it is bloody well inconvenient.
Thank you.
Just a few minutes ago I very nearly wandered out of my room naked to post a small flyer in the hall, before remembering that for some arcane reason my society considers nudity, of all the silly things, to be taboo. It is ridiculous. It is obnoxious. And most of all it is bloody well inconvenient.
Thank you.
you can always just say "I have misplaced my pants." polite society always enjoys a good Simpsons quote, n'est-ce pas? and if not, off with their heads.
that is all.