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Today I cleaned the bathroom, bleched the shower stalls, mopped the whole shebang, etc. I did not create any chlorine gas, but I wore my gas mask anyway.

I swept, vacuumed, and then swept the hallways. There is less crap on the floor than there was, but it still looks grody. Nothing I can do, though. The carpet is about a billion years old.

I didn't wear a shirt all day.

I shaved, and missed a bunch of spots. There is no good way to shave your own back. It's just ridiculous. I need a shaving robot. Or a waxing robot. I wouldn't trust a robot with laser hair removal, robots tend to get uppity. I think a robot would have difficulty engineering the ultimate destruction of humanity by waxing them.

I need to mop the floor of my room. This will involve blisteringly hot water and a sponge. When I am done I will strip down and dance an exultant dance to my freaky clean floor gods.

It's bloody well hot. I have two fans going in this room and the windows are mostly covered, but it's still hot. It is also humid, which makes me want to sit in a sauna for some reason and soak up dry heat.

I am eating Tubi's Tire Tread Licorice. It is very different from Panda Licorice. I think they're different kindsof snack food.

The vegitarian thing is working out just fine. I'm a bit freaked out about getting my calorie intake, and I've noticably lost body fat, but aside from that I'm doing well.

I still need to clean the kitchen. With a bottle of white lightning and a match. Seriously. It's a mess. I took the kitchen garbage can out and filled it with water and bleach, which made it less of a health hazard than it was, oddly enough. Then I sprayed it with a pressure washer. It is now, if not clean, at least sterile. All bacteria that oppose me will die in a crushing wave of bleach and salt.

I need to do laundry. I need to make up a class from last semester. I'm not having much luck with either, and I'm not sure which is a more pressing concern. If I don't make up the class, I may not be in school this fall. If I don't do my laundry, I won't have any socks to wear.

The girl in whom I am very interested got in touch with me yesterday. She had misplaced her cellphone for about a week and lacked internet access, which means she was not ignoring me, which makes me several different kinds of happy. Moreover, she would like to get together this week. I tell you, I am well pleased by this turn of events.


I desire pancakes with mashed potatoes, roasted apples, red bell peppers and carrots.

It's two in the morning. I stayed up til five or six yesterday doing nothing much. Tonight I must sleep because relatives arrive tommorow. Goodnight.