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frankmask

Anchorage, Alaska

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Sunday Jul 10, 2005

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Today I cleaned the bathroom, bleched the shower stalls, mopped the whole shebang, etc. I did not create any chlorine gas, but I wore my gas mask anyway.

I swept, vacuumed, and then swept the hallways. There is less crap on the floor than there was, but it still looks grody. Nothing I can do, though. The carpet is about a billion years old.

I didn't wear a shirt all day.

I shaved, and missed a bunch of spots. There is no good way to shave your own back. It's just ridiculous. I need a shaving robot. Or a waxing robot. I wouldn't trust a robot with laser hair removal, robots tend to get uppity. I think a robot would have difficulty engineering the ultimate destruction of humanity by waxing them.

I need to mop the floor of my room. This will involve blisteringly hot water and a sponge. When I am done I will strip down and dance an exultant dance to my freaky clean floor gods.

It's bloody well hot. I have two fans going in this room and the windows are mostly covered, but it's still hot. It is also humid, which makes me want to sit in a sauna for some reason and soak up dry heat.

I am eating Tubi's Tire Tread Licorice. It is very different from Panda Licorice. I think they're different kindsof snack food.

The vegitarian thing is working out just fine. I'm a bit freaked out about getting my calorie intake, and I've noticably lost body fat, but aside from that I'm doing well.

I still need to clean the kitchen. With a bottle of white lightning and a match. Seriously. It's a mess. I took the kitchen garbage can out and filled it with water and bleach, which made it less of a health hazard than it was, oddly enough. Then I sprayed it with a pressure washer. It is now, if not clean, at least sterile. All bacteria that oppose me will die in a crushing wave of bleach and salt.

I need to do laundry. I need to make up a class from last semester. I'm not having much luck with either, and I'm not sure which is a more pressing concern. If I don't make up the class, I may not be in school this fall. If I don't do my laundry, I won't have any socks to wear.

The girl in whom I am very interested got in touch with me yesterday. She had misplaced her cellphone for about a week and lacked internet access, which means she was not ignoring me, which makes me several different kinds of happy. Moreover, she would like to get together this week. I tell you, I am well pleased by this turn of events.


I desire pancakes with mashed potatoes, roasted apples, red bell peppers and carrots.

It's two in the morning. I stayed up til five or six yesterday doing nothing much. Tonight I must sleep because relatives arrive tommorow. Goodnight.
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the_happy_pig:
Thanks man! biggrin

I'm glad all the people out here in SG land have my back! wink

I checked the CCTV tape, it's very blurry, but the staff said they'd try and find the same guys on one of the other tapes. The owner of the club was well pissed when I told him, to be honest, I hope he gets hold of them instead of the Police!
Jul 11, 2005
parks:
George Michael

[Edited on Jul 11, 2005 2:54PM]
Jul 11, 2005

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