Tuesday Jul 25, 2006

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I have obtained a copy of the Necronomicon of the mad arab, Abdul Alhazred. Soon you will be able to look in the dictionary and find a picture of my face next to the entry "This entry has been removed because the very sight of it would drive men mad". The picture won't actually be there, though, because by that time my visage would be equally maddening.
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lotus:
I used to have a copy. A friend gave it to me for my birthday. Then some guy stole it!
It contains a lot of spells that need fucked up ingredients and you to carve silver by the light of the moon.

It's pretty awesome.
jtemperance:
Have you seen the remake some art school kids did of Call of Chthulhu? As poorly as Lovecraft has often been translated to film, this one is a winner, especially if you follow their hints and set the title cards to Welsh:
Call of Cthulhu movie

It's worth the $, just be sure and make your san roll...

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