frankmask

I am King Neversleep! I am the master of all that falls between dusk and dawn! I will now dine on the royal wall-cashews, while being fanned lovingly by the invisible frog princesses that accompany me at all times! Fear not, loyal subject, your tax dollars are not being idly wasted! I waste them with ferver and great potence! Observe, for I, King Neversleep, have caused to be constructed, at your own expense, an elaborate palace composed solely of hot air balloons and lawnchairs! The grounds are about a mile square, and I am running out of nonesense.

My head hurts.

I decided to stay up all night to try and reset my internal clock. I've been waking at 4pm lately, which I don't like doing.