When I conquer the world the National Anthem shall be changed to the 'Badger Badger Badger' song. Those accused of treason will be placed in really cold jello up to their armpits and will not be released until they sing the whole song five hundred times. They will be assisted by the shrill voices of five hundred little girls.
comicking:
I guess I'd better learn that song... in case I'm accused of treason. Just try to prove it though... 
hemightbegiant:
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!