frankmask

For once I have a substantial criticism of the new format. It takes bloody forever to load.

And what the duck is this?

"Frank is a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around Frank, birds suddenly appear, and choruses of angels sing hymns to Frank's bonny face. Sadly, unless Frank tells you more about Frank, this is all you'll ever know about Frank."

???

Change is bad. If you'll excuse me I'm going to go burn down a textile mill.