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frankmask

Anchorage, Alaska

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Saturday Jun 03, 2006

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So... It's my birthday in about twenty six minutes. Technically, I suppose, it's by birthday in about three hours and fifty six minutes. And if you really want to get technical my ass was conceived twenty one years and nine months ago. Unfortunately the design phase was a bit rushed so the prototype production model didn't have most of the cool features (Sun roof, super strength, incredibly sushi making ability). We're stil waiting to hear back from the Japanese investors.

Eitherway, I am decidedly ambivalent about this whole 'Last societally imposed hurdle before adulthood'. Birthday's just make me feel really uncomfortable. Shit. I miss my friends, now.

Umm... Eitherway, thanks for the well wishing. I hope you all have good days, too.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
tinyelvis:
Happy Birthday Homeslice!
Jun 3, 2006
voodoosugar:
I like to live every damn birthday like it's my last...because let's face it with the way that I drink and swear, well this sassy sailor mouth and the drink will no doubt be the catalyst of my demise.
So drink up and happy birthday!
Jun 3, 2006

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