My view on growing up and moving out of the house is that there might be fucking tigers out there. My contract doesn't say anything about fighting tigers. Now, if you need me I'll be under my bed, hiding from the reality of the situation. Hold my calls.
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deepelysium:
Trust me Frank. I am strapping them on right now!!!! Plus I'm listening to Creeping Death right now so it might not be pretty. 
piracy:
most of the tigers are fucking pussies. except for the tax tiger. and the auto insurance tiger. and the dating tiger.