frankmask

I had a wonderful dream. I was a pirate named Conan. Not that Conan, but a Conan. I did amazing feats of acrobatics, and I was in a videogame, so it was okay to be violent. I got into fights and threw knives and swashed buckles and battled the royal marines. I even got the girl. In fact, when I defeated the bad guy and just before I woke up I said, dramatically, "Who else wants some of this?" and All the cute pirate girls who had watched me be dashing and heroic stood up and took a step forward. It was very awesome, and I wish you could have all been there swashing buckles with me.