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frankmask

Anchorage, Alaska

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Monday Apr 10, 2006

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Fuck. The Cultists are back. My life is about nine times more interesting than is particularly reasonable.

This is underscored by the fact that a cult... Or christian youth group, two words, same meaning... is meeiting in my house on a weekly basis.

I've been attacked by ninjas. Twice. This year. This isn't an exaggeration. This isn't a joke. Men in masks and japanese clothing have twice leapt at me from the darkness in attack. One group of them fired a rocket at me. I'm not making this up.

I found a mountain in Minnesota. That was pretty cool. I liked that. It was better than the ninjas, really.

So, yeah, My life? My life is interesting. This has good parts and bad parts, but they're just about always interesting parts.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
roethke:
Hey, I'm doing whatever I have to to get that free trip to the UK.

And thanks for the vote.
Apr 13, 2006
chilung:
There are always two of me. At least.
Apr 14, 2006

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