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Anchorage, Alaska

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Monday Feb 20, 2006

Feb 20, 2006
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I just found what may be the last surviving record of the progressive jazz masterpiece "I had a threeway with your mother and Jesus."

The group performing has a fairly warped definition of what qualifies as 'progressive jazz'. They define progressive jazz has 'Having a drum, which sort of keeps the beat'.

I don't know why this was committed to record, but it is truly and remarkably terrible.

The next song on the record is "Hey, there's a triceratops, let's fuck it in the ass." Truly, this is a compilation of rare genius.
starfior:
Rip it. Send it. I need humor in my life right now.
Feb 21, 2006
catatac:
Ditto. I totally wanna hear the triceratops song.
Mar 1, 2006

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