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Anchorage, Alaska

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Monday Oct 31, 2005

Oct 31, 2005
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I just bought five boxes of Clif Bars. I could conceivably eat nothing but Clif Bars for, like, three weeks. I'm not saying that I won't be varying my diet, I'm just saying that I don't have too.

I am sick. There is enough vitamin C in my system to cold start a Yak. I envision the flu virus inside me curling up in a corner and crying softly as my immune system stalks it like a relentless murdering beast that is prone to stalking things and then murdering them. I don't get sick. I get a sore throat and an excuse to slug even more Vita C than usual.
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judas:
green rocks. seriously.

if you'd toured the retirement communities around here like i have, you'd know all about the green rocks.

it's just wrong.
Oct 31, 2005
judas:
really, i just think old people dig rocks painted green. they're totally convinced it's the closest thing to grass, since they're from wisconsin and iowa and minnesota and MUST. HAVE. GRASS. or, rather, "grass".

hell, why not astroturf?

the party was a good, nay, grand time. i was slightly sad to leave, but i had an almost grand(er) time at ground zero dancing and erm, smoochin'.

now, i hunt for food.
Oct 31, 2005

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